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The Polling Pit / Re: Would You Ever Pay For A Hooker?
« on: December 15, 2008, 07:38:35 AM »
at the rate I'm going, I'm going to have to pay a hooker.
So yeh, I would.
So yeh, I would.
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The Rubber Room - Not Safe for Work / Re: The most disturbing video you may ever see
« on: December 07, 2008, 03:30:00 PM »
All I could think was "Here comes a very embarrasing trip to the hospital." Its not the most disturbing video that I've seen though. I saw one once where a guy cuts his genitals to pieces with a knife.
This is my favorite comment to this glass jar video :
iujhg - posted 15 hours, 53 mins ago
"Nine one one. What is your emergency?"
"I need an ambulance right away."
"What is your emergency, sir?"
"I broke a glass jar up my ass."
"Sir, it is a crime to call 911 with a prank."
>click
This is my favorite comment to this glass jar video :
iujhg - posted 15 hours, 53 mins ago
"Nine one one. What is your emergency?"
"I need an ambulance right away."
"What is your emergency, sir?"
"I broke a glass jar up my ass."
"Sir, it is a crime to call 911 with a prank."
>click
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General / Re: Hot Guy Thread (NSFW)
« on: December 07, 2008, 03:14:17 PM »
A female friend of mine once said "Theres no such thing as a good looking cock" which is probably true. I think us males look silly naked with this thing between our legs hanging down, or pointing straight ahead. Partially clothed, hiding the night tools away, looks ok. Women just look far better naked than men do.
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General / Re: Shove a dead cop in their faces (NSFW)
« on: November 21, 2008, 05:00:55 PM »
Out of all the pics John posts on these boards, the only one that showed up for me was the old men one in this thread, which I wish hadn't.
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General / Re: Show Yourselves Part 3
« on: October 30, 2008, 07:27:08 AM »Could God shit bricks so big that.....nevermind.
It might bleed a little, but He could handle it.
This man has wisdom.
Could God go 1 better and shit houses?
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General / Re: Show Yourselves Part 3
« on: October 30, 2008, 02:56:11 AM »Jesus Christ.
I'm gonna catch a lot of head for this, but I'm not THAT pretty.
Bullshit. You're a quality broad as far as I can tell. That increases the pretty factor.
I agree with JWI
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General / Re: Show Yourselves Part 3
« on: October 29, 2008, 06:02:03 PM »Just thought I'd join in. A pic I took just now.
Your avatar doesn't match. They look 20 years apart.
The av one is 3 years ago. When I was 28. I look 48 already?
Though the last 3 years have been kinda tough for me.
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General / Re: Show Yourselves Part 3
« on: October 29, 2008, 05:14:13 PM »
Just thought I'd join in. A pic I took just now.
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The Polling Pit / Re: When checking out a HOT woman on the street I.....
« on: October 28, 2008, 03:16:30 AM »
I try to be discreet....and I don't go outside much.
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The Polling Pit / Re: What's the best way to deal with trolls?
« on: April 30, 2008, 03:12:33 AM »Fuck them.
That is what would stop their trollish behaviour since if they were getting any they wouldn't care enough to go to a message board and behave like a prat.
And since that is a possible solution, if a hot woman from Australia comes to the board and trolls let me know and I'll go sort her out.
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The Polling Pit / Re: What's the best way to deal with trolls?
« on: April 28, 2008, 08:47:43 PM »
I liked the way John Shaw used to respond to trolls - by putting up their personal information for all to see. I always believed trolls like the anonymity when disrupting a message board and once their true identity was exposed they'd bug out rather quickly. Up there with that is everyone ignoring them and a mod deleting their posts. The trouble is getting everyone to ignore them.I figure its a case of fighting fire with fire. You do back to the troll the very thing that is going to annoy them the most. Either remove their anonymity or remove any trace of their existence from the boards. That's my opinion anyway. Theres probably better solutions I haven't seen or thought of.
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The Polling Pit / Re: what would you require someone do for you in exchange for casual sex
« on: April 06, 2008, 08:12:02 PM »I may actually be put to the test here, shortly. In a couple of weeks, I'm going on a 14-day camping trip, which will by far be the longest time I've been without sex in 40 years.
I've heard it can be pretty unpleasant to go that long without sex.
It is.
It'll be easier when you know there will be plenty when you get back.
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The Polling Pit / Re: what would you require someone do for you in exchange for casual sex
« on: April 06, 2008, 07:10:54 PM »
At this point almost anything would be fine. It's been over a year drought for me.
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The Polling Pit / Re: Cunnilingus - Yes or No?
« on: February 02, 2007, 04:07:33 PM »Ah...the dingo defense.
Yes go to the Northern Territory here in Australia on a camping holiday and let the child loose. So we've gone from cunnilingus to baby murder. I feel like I'm on the Distorted View message boards.
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The Polling Pit / Re: Cunnilingus - Yes or No?
« on: February 02, 2007, 04:47:46 AM »Another fallen hero to the myth of the alphabet.
Daniel-san. Paint the fence, flick and nibble the clit, three circles around the hole, and dive for pearls. Throw a few improv moves in there, and repeat. No fingering until the toes curl, shes not ready for a finger until its obvious she wants two.
ok. Well my next g/f (if there ever is a next) will have to join the boards and post a thank you to your good self.