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General / Re: Midnight video game releases tonight.

« on: May 17, 2010, 09:44:43 PM »

I'm going to have to check both of those out. I've watched a few trailers and like what I see.

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General / Re: Remember how I've said that pigs like to kill pets?

« on: May 06, 2010, 01:39:40 AM »

Why don't they ever shoot cats, or goldfish?

That's probably one of those government oversights that will be corrected soon.

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General / Re: Riots in Kyrgyzstan. Protesters chase riot police.

« on: April 17, 2010, 04:53:33 AM »

I like the guy in the fancy jacket and hat just strolling along with the crowd.

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General / Re: Somali "Pirates" Arrr Voluntarily Donating to Charity

« on: April 17, 2010, 04:51:46 AM »

Apparently what makes governments "better" is the notion they (occasionally) give you some kind of warning (see: threat) before they kill you.

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General / Re: Aaaaawwww muthafuckin' yeeeaaaaaah!!!

« on: April 16, 2010, 03:57:53 AM »

Fuckin' awesome. That thing's like a UFO raped a helicopter!

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General / Re: Somali "Pirates" Arrr Voluntarily Donating to Charity

« on: April 15, 2010, 09:16:44 PM »

From the Cracked article I posted, it seems the only difference between said gangs and governments is that gangs have a faster response time. Usually.

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General / Re: Somali "Pirates" Arrr Voluntarily Donating to Charity

« on: April 15, 2010, 02:32:16 PM »

http://www.cracked.com/article/238_5-inspiring-acts-kindness-by-terrifying-crime-syndicates/

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The Polling Pit / Re: Your favorite "deadly sins"

« on: April 07, 2010, 03:09:48 PM »

"Hell, I'm a fan of all seven. But right now I'm gonna have to go with wrath."

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General / Re: Rick roll'd by my fave video game site today

« on: April 01, 2010, 09:33:30 PM »

Awesome.

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General / Re: The Queen likes to protect her subjects

« on: March 31, 2010, 09:35:47 PM »

I wish there were more eloquent ways of saying it, but all I can think is simply "What the fuuuuuck..."

Not even a question. Just an observation.

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General / Re: Ian's new avatar, lol @ sperm

« on: March 30, 2010, 10:10:02 AM »

It can't be sperm, he's had a vasectomy!

Edit: Well, I guess it doesn't have to be his sperm. Free "that's what she said" opportunity for anyone who cares.

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General / Re: The Gravitron

« on: March 28, 2010, 01:51:38 AM »

Easily my favorite carnival ride. I look forward to my son's first trip on one.

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General / Re: I might have to get this.

« on: March 23, 2010, 04:04:11 PM »

There are demos for the PS3, Xbox 360, and PC. Ignore the awful voice acting in the cutscenes and have fun blowing stuff up. The grappling hook is pretty damned fun, too.

The demo area's pretty huge, too. When the timer runs out, you get a preview video that puts the actual size of the whole game into perspective. It's going to be a blast.

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General / Re: I might have to get this.

« on: March 22, 2010, 11:55:54 PM »

I'm looking forward to toppling oppressive governments by destroying the murderously funded infrastructure. Oh, and Just Cause 2 looks like fun as well.

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General / Re: What does the junk in your car say about you?

« on: March 22, 2010, 10:17:39 PM »

Though the junk in my car hasn't yet evolved the ability to speak, I'm sure it would trash-talk about me to my girlfriend whenever she borrows it. Of course, she contributed here and there, too. I need to clean the damned thing.

The back seat is almost totally clean, though. I don't screw around with my kid back there.