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Apparentely...a scientific study was done that proved that a man will have a penis size that will match the length of his hand... from the base of the hand to the tip of the middle finger. I got out my ruler just now and measured my hand as 6 & 3/4 inches....which seems about right, but I got pretty big hands for a dude who is 5'7" tall.

Boner Joe....you say you are 6'5" tall, but what about yer hands...do they look small for yer body?

I smell bullshit. My hand's 7.5", my disco stick's certainly bigger than that.

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Of course I'm insecure, I'm a man trapped in a womens body.

I'm sorry to hear that. Is there not some bastion of security in at least knowing who you are and what you want to be?  I think I'd find security in that over the confusion that you must have felt when coming to terms with who you are.

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Bigger can be better but only if the person it's attached to has a clue, I think when people use words like "pounded," they don't really have a clue. There seems to be newbies to this BBS that like to express their "dominance," and "power," and "size," oh the lack of brain cells these new redneck trailer trash have astounds even me. They need to go buy a rowboat, call it a trailer home and go fuck their sister. I'm waiting for a newbie to start a thread about, "How I pound my wife in the head with my 16 inch cock, and the bitch loves it." Or maybe "Gag on my cock bitches." Or, "I spend all day in my parents basement so I can talk about my cock online." This thread is fun, thank you for starting it cock boy. Cock boy, pube boy and that dumbass who types in 100 point font, oh this BBS is going to fucking hell.

You come off as an insecure know-it-all, FYI.

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Remember, gasps are bad.

It took me a while to understand this as I was misinterpreting the gasps of horror as gasps of admiration for my, what I thought was impressive, beer belly. Turns out women are not all that appreciative of a good looking beer belly. Even ones that have taken years and extreme dedication to grow and sculpt.

I have since taken corrective action. At first I tried various exercise routines but in the end opted for just keeping my shirt on.

Not sure what you can do about that donkey dick. Maybe plastic surgery? Or just use the first 6 inches like you have a normal human dick instead of some animal. Boy, blow jobs must be terrible since deep throating is out of the question.

I did read somewhere that the size of a man's balls indicates the odds of cheating. It seems in the mammal world the larger the ball sack the greater the number of mates. Wonder if that is true about dick size also.

Fuck I nearly forgot how amusing you are Dave.  Try not to let that lapse of judgement happen again.

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Fair enough, I still think you're deluded and in denial though.

man with big dick who knows how to use it > man with 'just right' dick who knows how to use it

I may be deluded or in denial, but at least I know what "just right" means. 

Also rillion. I haven't been nearly as defensive as the people responding in this thread.  I've been accused a liar, a faggot, a virgin, a premature ejaculatot and less than kind in bed.  All of which untrue, all of which I've taken more or less in stride.  But when I post I don't care so much about cumming everyone flips their wig, "there somethin' wrong wit u fgt." I generally find it amusing and quite telling.

You started a thread to celebrate your penis.   What the fuck did you expect?  If it's a blowjob, you're in the wrong forum. 

I understand where you're coming from Rillion, I truly do.  But what you've come to believe about large members is simply untrue.  Nearly every woman I've been with has taken a look at me and said "that's gonna hurt", but to their surprise and none to mine, it rarely does.  And when it does I just adjust my stance and/or cadence and everything works great.  A man with a large penis and no couth could be less pleasurable than a man with an average penis. I get that, but you shouldn't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

This is about what I expected from this thread, maybe a bit more than I expected in all honesty.  If I could do it again I'd probably rephrase my first post a bit.  It's a bit much, but that is how I feel so fuck it.

Dude! This is a great thread! :lol: I just read through the whole thing and it is hysterical. You should be proud, plus you got a great offer from Jood.
I'm going to take what I learned and use it on my partner tonight- "Hey baby let me adjust my cadance and stance and everything will work great as I stuff you with this thermos."

Lol, I'm glad you were entertained, I wish you the best of luck in that endeavor. Just go slow at first and listen to her breathing. Remember, gasps are bad.

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Right, 'cause women like small dicks.

You're aware that there's a realm between "large" and "small," and it's called "just right."  Right?     

I agree.  But must add, "just right," is subjective.  Women do have personal size preferences.  Every woman friend I have has laughed whenever some sex-expert says size doesn't mater.   Men read into that laughter that women want bigger.  Not true.  What women want is a pleasurable fit.  Womens' vaginas also vary in size and is why size preference is so subjective.

On another note annal beads aren't just for gays anymore Rusty nut.  I am more inclined to think they are more for the young and adventurous.  

Go ahead and call me old fashioned, but I'm inclined to believe that putting things up your butt is pretty gay. 

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Fair enough, I still think you're deluded and in denial though.

man with big dick who knows how to use it > man with 'just right' dick who knows how to use it

I may be deluded or in denial, but at least I know what "just right" means.  

Also rillion. I haven't been nearly as defensive as the people responding in this thread.  I've been accused a liar, a faggot, a virgin, a premature ejaculatot and less than kind in bed.  All of which untrue, all of which I've taken more or less in stride.  But when I post I don't care so much about cumming everyone flips their wig, "there somethin' wrong wit u fgt." I generally find it amusing and quite telling.

You started a thread to celebrate your penis.   What the fuck did you expect?  If it's a blowjob, you're in the wrong forum. 

I understand where you're coming from Rillion, I truly do.  But what you've come to believe about large members is simply untrue.  Nearly every woman I've been with has taken a look at me and said "that's gonna hurt", but to their surprise and none to mine, it rarely does.  And when it does I just adjust my stance and/or cadence and everything works great.  A man with a large penis and no couth could be less pleasurable than a man with an average penis. I get that, but you shouldn't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

This is about what I expected from this thread, maybe a bit more than I expected in all honesty.  If I could do it again I'd probably rephrase my first post a bit.  It's a bit much, but that is how I feel so fuck it.

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Also rillion. I haven't been nearly as defensive as the people responding in this thread.  I've been accused a liar, a faggot, a virgin, a premature ejaculatot and less than kind in bed.  All of which untrue, all of which I've taken more or less in stride.  But when I post I don't care so much about cumming everyone flips their wig, "there somethin' wrong wit u fgt." I generally find it amusing and quite telling.

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Right, 'cause women like small dicks.

You're aware that there's a realm between "large" and "small," and it's called "just right."  Right?  Did you read your Goldilocks as a kid?

Fact: There is a point at which dicks become so large as to hurt.  Most women don't go around saying "I'm looking for a guy who could really bruise my cervix!" 

Most men, as you say, hover around 5 1/2", which is fine.  Dick size is for the most part a way for men to metaphorically (and sometimes literally) beat each other over the head.  Men are the ones who are obsessed with it-- not us.   And guys with small penises still have fingers and tongues and arms which they've learned to use if they're smart, whereas the ones with ginormous dicks tend to be deluded into thinking that pounding away with them is all they need to do. 

Now I've gone and explained it, which I didn't intend to bother doing.  *sigh*

I find it slightly amusing how defensive and uncomfortable you all are on this topic.

I think starting an entire thread devoted to glorifying your own penis in explicit detail, while pausing every other post or so to proclaim your heterosexuality, is pretty much the definition of "defensive."  And yes, it makes people uncomfortable to hear strangers talk at length about their genitalia unprovoked.  Funny, that.   

Fair enough, I still think you're deluded and in denial though.

man with big dick who knows how to use it > man with 'just right' dick who knows how to use it

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Large cocks are more for the benefit of men than women.  Take that however you want.

Right, 'cause women like small dicks.

Are you sexually frustrated Rillion?  You seem to be in denial.  Sybians are there to just pound that frustration out of you.

You remind me of another person on this BBS, and you, like them, I think, are a virgin.

Wait, so am I premature ejaculator or a virgin?

I find it slightly amusing how defensive and uncomfortable you all are on this topic.  I've managed to get to men, women, fags and the androgynous all at once.  This is kind of great.

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Large cocks are more for the benefit of men than women.  Take that however you want.

Right, 'cause women like small dicks.

Are you sexually frustrated Rillion?  You seem to be in denial.  Sybians are there to just pound that frustration out of you.

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I'd let Rusty Nut have his way with my asshole.

So would I, if he really is as big as he says he is. I have great doubts though, I think Mr. Nut is a repressed homo, I've had lots of guys like him, oh no, they aren't gay, they just want to have anal sex. I've had a ten incher before, it was great but in my experience men with bigger cocks tend to cum a lot quicker, as they are a bigger object in a tighter hole. As to the no feeling thing, yea right, I would put money on Mr. Nut being a pre-mature ejaculator who wants some man bum but can't face himself with wanting it so he needs to ejaculate his angst onto a messege board. If he does not post pictures with a time and date written on a card then I will have a very difficult time believing his claim.

I won't post pics, I'm not that lustful for attention.  Also, stop with your queer little fantasy of turning a "straight" guy.  I'm not interested in pimply gross man butt, no thank you.  

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Why did you post a thread to gloat about your nonfunctional cock?

Guess that hinges on what you consider functional.  If you consider a 5 1/2" prick spurting its little load in 15 minutes functional then no, I do not have a functional cock. 

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I must have missed the details in regards to Rusty Nut's girth, and I don't feel like reading over the thread again.

How many inches?

I haven't given my measurements.  I'm not really interested in divulging them, suffice it to say, I'm quite large.

I you are above 6' or 6'2" or close to that, then I'm guessing 9-10 inches, which is pretty normal for a dude that tall.

How many tall dudes have you been with?  Very very few men, regardless of height, have penises over 8". The average penis size is about 6", or a little under.

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I must have missed the details in regards to Rusty Nut's girth, and I don't feel like reading over the thread again.

How many inches?

I haven't given my measurements.  I'm not really interested in divulging them, suffice it to say, I'm quite large.

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