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General / Re: Coke and urinalysis
« on: August 19, 2010, 07:47:42 PM »
Yeah, I wound up shootin smack in front of the guy.  He didn't know what to do and freaked out.  Long story short I got promoted due to lack of Standard Operating Procedure.

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General / Re: Coke and urinalysis
« on: August 17, 2010, 01:48:18 PM »
brilliant.

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General / Re: Coke and urinalysis
« on: August 17, 2010, 12:56:14 PM »

Nobody has mentioned the fact that piss inspections reserve the right to observe the piss coming out of your goddamn dickhole.  

And if you think they don't, go ahead and fuck one up.


Haha, you hit that nail right on the head.  It's usually a guy who is just texting in the corner, but from time to time you DO get the lurker.

Have fun getting kicked out.

I'm happy to hear you remember me, man.  If I ever get kicked out I'll be living in your attic (don't worry I'll put out).

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General / Re: Coke and urinalysis
« on: August 16, 2010, 08:30:11 PM »
it's good to hear there are still some shady guys on here.

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General / Coke and urinalysis
« on: August 15, 2010, 01:58:26 AM »
Here is a hypothetical:  Let's say someone used finished using coke at 0400 on a saturday morning, and had a urynalysis at 0600 on monday morning.  This person used a 1/2 gram throughout the night, and it was their first time using it.  The person is athletic with very little body fat and has a respectable metabolism.  what are the chances of passing the the test, and does anyone know how to clean their system quickly?

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General / Re: Yet Another "What are you reading?" Thread
« on: July 02, 2010, 03:59:19 PM »
I shall resurrect thee, oh great book thread!

Currently working on Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, and It's blowing my mind.  Kind of a difficult read because I don't know anything about that election, but that is part of what keeps me reading.  Parts of it remind me of my very limited involvement in the Ron Paul movement.

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General / Re: Your drug habits in a world without drug laws.
« on: March 16, 2010, 08:06:23 PM »
Salvia was just banned in WI last week officially. The ASSHOLES!


(edit: exceptions apply of course)

FFFFUUUCK!  I was planning on reading the whole damn thread, that way I could make a half ways decent post.  Then I read this.  Shit's already banned in my home state of MN.  Now I'm going to have to travel to the Dakotas, or god forbid Iowa when I'm home on leave!

If drugs were legal (and assuming I was not in the army) I'd probably take up (weed) joint rolling as an art form.  Would step into the relm of hillucinagens once or twice a year (to include shrooms, acid, salvia).  I'd like to try pure opium once or twice. 

As far as stimulants go, I probably wouldn't touch many at all, due strictly the their (and my) addictive nature.

I'm too far down the Nicotine, Alcohol and Caffine to turn around now.  Besides, my Moms did not raise a quiter

All'n all, no change to the status quo.

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General / Re: Smoking is Good for You
« on: August 16, 2009, 05:50:31 AM »
Smoking will generally lead to earlier death than not smoking, so I'd say that it's not good for you.

Yeah, because life is a competition in which the goal is to live as long as possible. What's the prize for the winner?

Well that's just fucking depressing man

AND  what the fuck is an 'accessory organ'?  They make it sound like something that was just tossed in the mix, like 'fuck it, it's just a lounge'

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General / Re: Selling an exotic, potentially lethal, scorpion...
« on: August 16, 2009, 05:44:11 AM »
Hell, I'm half temped to catch the black widow that lives outside my barracks and keep it as a pet.

Lemme know about any offers, I might have to invest when i go over there.

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General / Re: Libertarian Purity Test
« on: August 16, 2009, 05:30:32 AM »
ed vouchers, housing vouchers - these are NOT an improvement over government schools and housing; to the contrary, they are much worse as they add to the bureaucracy.

Answered 'NO' to these, didn't even realize it was the 'wrong' answer till now.

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General / Re: Libertarian Purity Test
« on: August 16, 2009, 05:25:41 AM »
131, not bad for being brain washed into a pawn of the state...

Thank goodness I'm in the most backwards corrupt and cock sucking unit in the world or I may have scored lower :wink:

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General / Re: Last movie you've watched
« on: August 16, 2009, 05:09:46 AM »
they didn't spend enough time on the mech

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General / Re: Last movie you've watched
« on: August 09, 2009, 11:53:46 PM »
Anybody seen GI Joe yet? I'm thinking about going tomorrow morning, and was wondering how it is.

kicked sme major ass

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General / Re: What are you drinking tonight?
« on: July 03, 2009, 07:28:50 PM »
MGD, Patrone and Orange Slice, Caribu Lou's, Jameson, and some fruity shit for my sister...

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General / Re: Best war flick
« on: June 02, 2009, 12:02:53 AM »
after basic training

Ignored.

In retrospect I'm starting to think it might not have been a good idea, not gunna lie.

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