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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: October 18, 2011, 11:09:30 AM »
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: October 12, 2011, 04:36:32 PM »
Blackboards in Porn
Celebrating pornographers who go the extra mile when set dressing classroom porn and actually write something on the blackboard. What do they write, and is it correct?
Celebrating pornographers who go the extra mile when set dressing classroom porn and actually write something on the blackboard. What do they write, and is it correct?
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AFTER SCHOOL:
- math
1 + 1 = 2
1*
Mathematics - university/nursery school level.
This is clearly an extremely advanced level mathematical course, focusing on the Peano axioms for the natural numbers which formalised mathematics in the late 19th century. This course would culminate with Gödel's second incompleteness theorem which shows that the consitency of the Peano axioms cannot be formalised within Peano arithmetic itself.
Alternatively, it could be that the pupil, even at her advanced age, hasn't grasped that 1 + 1 = 2, and that all the after school one-to-one lessons in the world aren't going to work. Indeed, she probably won't even understand what 'one-to-one' means.
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: October 12, 2011, 04:18:10 PM »
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: October 12, 2011, 04:14:42 PM »
New SI Unit: One Hitler
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One hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*10^6 human deaths.
Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers.
The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions.
For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million us dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars. (-41 teradollars).
It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than hitler". When congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.
When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter.
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: October 05, 2011, 05:05:52 PM »
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: October 05, 2011, 04:27:09 PM »
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: October 05, 2011, 04:26:45 PM »
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: October 04, 2011, 07:57:05 AM »
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: October 02, 2011, 04:56:28 PM »
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: October 02, 2011, 04:33:22 PM »
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: October 02, 2011, 04:14:19 PM »when she went into the whole thermaldynamics thing.That was hilarious. I don't think she groks the whole idea of "heat energy"
If she actually came into thermal equilibrium with the tower, for all intents and purposes he internal core body temperature would need to be identical to that of the tower (due to its mass dwarfing her own). I presume that would be around 55 degrees Fahrenheit -- and she'd be stone dead.
I love the perfection of her accidental metaphor for their "relationship": energy being transmitted in one direction from her to the structure, where it has a completely negligible effect.
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: September 26, 2011, 10:16:04 AM »
Behold! The tricksy Epomis carabid ground beetles of Israel, who eat their would-be predators!
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: September 24, 2011, 12:33:24 AM »
Do akashic records explain the four-corner day?
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: September 23, 2011, 04:27:54 PM »
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General / Re: Chaos is the only sensible answer. [TSFW] Cthulhu is awake!!!
« on: September 22, 2011, 10:59:49 PM »