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General / Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« on: March 10, 2011, 10:38:39 AM »
If I party hard enough there, I might die that night. Or maybe I will stop aging. Or travel back in time.

Charlie Sheen has shown us the miraculous effects that the right chemicals can have on one's perspective.

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General / Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« on: March 10, 2011, 12:33:18 AM »
I'm gonna turn 30 this year at and on the Saturday night of the Shambhala Music Festival, which is a massive four day long rave with six stages hosting over 10,000 attendees.

At least it promises to be my most epic birthday party yet.

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General / Re: I am NOT turning 30 this year!
« on: March 09, 2011, 01:49:24 PM »
Yeah, me neither.

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General / Re: Gay Radio Show Humping
« on: March 04, 2011, 11:26:32 PM »
If we're gonna step right off the edge of sanity, I just want to add that I'm not bi-sexual, I'm BI-WINNING!

SEVEN GRAM ROCKS!

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General / Re: Gay Radio Show Humping
« on: March 03, 2011, 05:45:45 PM »
It's weird to see someone on here advocating conformism to societal pressures and standards, too ...

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General / Re: Gay Radio Show Humping
« on: March 02, 2011, 07:19:39 PM »
Then you'll approve of http://reddit.com/r/malejailbait

Setting aside the practicality or benefit to "society" of bi or homosexuality versus "heteronormality", I think anyone who doesn't find at least some of the content at that link totally hot is in some kind of denial.

I do not give the tiniest shit if my sexual preferences are not politically correct, socially acceptable or beneficial to the world at large.

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General / Re: Gay Radio Show Humping
« on: March 02, 2011, 12:09:10 PM »
What does it make me if I am attracted both to Justin Bieber and to many of the Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber?

It could mean you're on birth control.  Neal talked about that on the show once I think.  Women on birth control appear to be more attracted to girly nurturing men who are more likely to help take care of children.


LOL, oh shit, I hadn't considered the possibility it means I'm a woman!

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General / Re: Gay Radio Show Humping
« on: March 02, 2011, 02:49:11 AM »
This seems like as good a place as any to say that I approve of male jail bait talk live.

What does it make me if I am attracted both to Justin Bieber and to many of the Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber?

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General / Re: New Years Resolutions
« on: January 01, 2011, 03:05:09 PM »
Well, I don't smoke and I rarely drink, so I don't need to quit those. Instead, I think I'll aim to try more and a wider variety of drugs. I found a real "gateway drug" in 2010, and now I'm curious to check out more! Probably LSD or 2C-B next.

I'm also hoping to improve my fitness (which has slipped over the last couple of months). So I'll probably be widening the gap between the things I do that are good for me and the things I do that are bad for me.

I started 2011 dancing on MDMA, and I think that'll set the tone for the rest of the year. Got some amazing shit planned!

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General / Re: I Don't Go Anywhere Without My Switchblade
« on: December 15, 2010, 08:21:53 PM »
I almost always carry a knife, although I don't see it primarily as a weapon. I am certainly aware of its potential for use as such.

At work I carry a .40 caliber Smith & Wesson M&P.

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General / Re: US gov to Canadian gov: "Please don't look at Wikileaks"
« on: November 26, 2010, 02:03:43 PM »
There's no such thing as secrets anymore! Nor should there be, where governments are concerned.

Don't want your tax victims to know what their money is being spent on? Pack up, go home and get an honest job!

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General / Re: Are you scared of terrorists?
« on: November 11, 2010, 10:56:52 PM »
If you fear that you will suffer, you already suffer what you fear.

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General / Re: Fuck you Daylight Savings.
« on: November 05, 2010, 04:34:20 PM »
Sunday morning at 2AM when we're supposed to turn the clocks back, I'm gonna be at a rave! This gives me one extra hour of PARTY!!!

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General / Re: Canadian Freeman does not consent...
« on: November 04, 2010, 02:20:30 PM »
That stuff sure sounded good. I wish it worked ...

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General / Re: Prop 19 (cali)
« on: November 04, 2010, 01:03:51 AM »
Y'know, I've spent some time today arguing with people about why I would not vote for a so-called "representative", probably ever again. That said, if I were in California, I would have had to vote for this. It's just so clear cut.

My condolences to those of you who wanted it to pass.

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