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General / Re: My New Conspiracy Theory
« on: July 13, 2011, 01:57:29 AM »
I canceled today

maybe I'll get some form of subscription this winter when I have more movie time, but I sent a message.

General / Re: Dating Rant
« on: July 13, 2011, 01:52:49 AM »
But Rillion you just got back in? Don't be out.

Dio, you sound drunk as Richard III.

What are the odds that this sort of weird disobedience happened in Keene from someone unknown to all the liberty people there?

Since I know most of the movers in Keene really well and since none knew him, I'm guessing close to 100%.

what a koinky dink.

is this dude in the running for "activist of the year"

I once slapped a bitch for teething my dick during a blow job.

I only gave her one warning.  Three seems over the top.

Only Libman knows how to summon the devil appropriately to end this thread in the absence of the thread creator.

Guess we'll have to keep looking at awesome shit Dale pulls out of his ass.  (No pun intended)


One of the few raptures.


General / Re: The Good Book: A Humanist Bible
« on: May 21, 2011, 01:01:40 AM »
You guys got it all wrong,

"the golden shower rule":

Piss on others like you wanna be pissed on.

General / Re: BRB
« on: May 21, 2011, 12:45:54 AM »
I started a service to undercut the competition, I only charge $10 bucks a pet.

I think I'm a little late.


I'll send anyone a paypal if they're interested.

I love dogs.

I love peanut butter too.

They'll be safe with me.

Trust me.

Dear Friends of the FTL BBS,

I have enjoyed a distant internet relationship with you all, but I am to leave this earthly planet tomorrow.

I hope you all burn in hell, for denying J.C.


I signed up my pets, I got a great deal!!!  Only $135, then only $20 for each additional animal!  Better sign up quickly, before the earthquake comes.


WOOT! If only I knew someone that had total faith in this. I'd ask them to sign everything they own over to me to take effect on "rapture day". Surely they wouldn't question their faith?

These enterprising fuckers made over 30k off of the rapture.  They surely will not be ascending with me into heaven.

Atheists offer to rescue Christians’ pets after judgment day

WASHINGTON — When judgment day comes -- which some US Christian fundamentalists insist will happen on Saturday -- have you thought about what you're going to do with the family dog and cat?

In 26 US states, you could have them rescued and adopted by enterprising atheists who have set up a business to care for the animal companions of any Christians who are selected to go to heaven when Jesus Christ comes back.

"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes, what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?" Eternal Earth-Bound Pets says on its website, offering to "take that burden off your mind."

The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.

All the rescuers are sworn atheists, which means they will definitely be left behind on Earth, ready to rescue pets after the Rapture, which one US Christian fundamentalist group has penciled for Saturday.

When judgment day happens, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets co-founder Bart Centre "will notify all of our rescuers to go into action and they will drive to the homes of anyone who's signed a contract with us, pick up their pets and take them home and adopt them as their own, keeping them happy and healthy for the rest of their lives.

"This will happen only if and when the Rapture happens. So we do not expect to have to do anything on Saturday," Centre told AFP.
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Contracts are good for 10 years, just in case the Mayan calendar prophesy, which predicts the world will end in December next year, comes true.

If you want to maintain a nice lawn and keep ahead of the Jones family next door, you should continue to cut the grass b/c you'll still be on earth until October 11th.

Be afraid. 

The end is near!


The Rapture is coming, be afraid, PRAY, good luck.

Do your black pants have a weiner hole?

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