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General / Re: I WANT TO FUCK YOU ALL

« on: May 11, 2009, 07:10:02 PM »

Fucking all of us would take a really long time.

Only if he made an effort to be gentle and show some tenderness.  But that wouldn't be fucking now would it.

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General / Re: Whose The Most Annoying Religious Person You’ve Encountered?

« on: May 11, 2009, 10:56:17 AM »

A Pentecostal hag who desperately wanted me to strangle her in my kitchen.

Did she handle your snake first.

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General / Re: Penn & Teller: Bullshit! Season 7

« on: April 12, 2009, 02:11:49 PM »

I wonder about the Taxes one - people like Penn Jillette can be very unpredictable.  Will he be like "taxes are bullshit" or "no one likes paying taxes, but all them 'income tax is unconstitutional' scams are bullshit"?  

I could easily see them doing both.  "Taxes are bullshit but these guys (the one spouting about the unconstitutionality of taxes) are also bullshit."  My guess is that it will be about taxes in general.  They're usually pretty good at titling the show.  Assuming the titles you listed are accurate, then they would have named the episode tax denial or something if it were about the deniers.

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General / Re: Brag Here

« on: March 01, 2009, 04:29:16 PM »

I have penis to which there is no equal.

That doesn't really say much.  A penis covered entirely in warts and constantly seeping numerous bodily fluids could be said to have no equal if one were inclined to not do much investigating of the matter.

If we could do so, I would get you karma points.

It's all good.  Thought that counts and all.

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General / Re: Brag Here

« on: March 01, 2009, 03:31:31 PM »

I have penis to which there is no equal.

That doesn't really say much.  A penis covered entirely in warts and constantly seeping numerous bodily fluids could be said to have no equal if one were inclined to not do much investigating of the matter.

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General / Re: Brag Here

« on: February 27, 2009, 08:49:16 AM »

I can cook a fuckin' mean steak, I can out drink some of the finest old Mexican men with tequila shots, I have been called "the blowjob queen", I can build model cars/trucks faster and better than most, I have a few famous relatives, and I can play the trumpet.

That’s just a few of my many braggable details…:)

Damn you.  You stole mine (cooking steaks, not being a blowjob queen).

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The Show / Re: Law of Attraction

« on: February 27, 2009, 07:49:21 AM »

You fucking retards.  Moons spells, Sun spells, pshhh... The real magic is in animal bones and dried out gourdes.  That's day one shit.  Get it together, folks.

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General / Re: A thread not created by NHAT

« on: February 15, 2009, 03:45:46 PM »

Today, i am going for a long hike alone in the mountains.  I plan to bring some cannabis sativa to enjoy, and a peanut butter w/ jelly sandwich.  Personally, I find wandering around the woods with no objective but to wander is the ultimate stress therapy.  Add the blessing of mary, and right there my friends is a perfect day.  Its a bit cold, but i came prepared. 

Might do a little mushroom hunting while i'm out, but i don't expect to find anything alive, and if there is anything alive, its under snow. 

Also:  My other PC is having a whole lot of trouble.  Ive got NIC card failure which removes the ability to connect to the internet.  I can fix the NIC card failure in the startup menu, but when my PC is connected to the internet it gets a memory parity error.  If i leave the PC offline, it runs absolutely perfect. 

Some very brief advice would be appreciated.  I think i'm looking at hardware replacement at the least, hopefully not a new motherboard. 

If it comes down to replacing the card, you might wanna check with you ISP.  They may give them out for free.  The company I work for does at least. 

What are doing that fixes the problem?  Uninstalling/reinstalling the NIC may fix the problem.   I'd try updating the drivers after that (actually, I'd probably do that first).

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The Polling Pit / Re: Last time you payed for porn?

« on: June 19, 2008, 12:10:52 AM »

must the payment in question be in the form of money?

why not. I can't imagine any reputable porn distributors not wanting dollars though.

I've found several porn distributeurs that gladly accept wampum.

On topic though, I've only paid for porn once.  Shortly after the DVD boom, I was curious what a porn DVD would be like so I bought one fairly at random. 

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The Polling Pit / Re: If you were to kill Bush, what would YOUR last words be?

« on: February 07, 2007, 10:00:23 PM »

Rather than saying anything, I'd hold up a sign, Wile E. Coyote style, with some slogan on it.  So far, I can only think of "YIKES!"

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The Polling Pit / Re: Male Masturbation Recepticle Question

« on: February 04, 2007, 07:34:17 AM »

A towel has always been just fine for me.

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The Polling Pit / Re: Mark is a Nihilist, What are you?

« on: October 26, 2006, 01:06:49 AM »

You scored as Hedonism.

Your life is guided by the principles of Hedonism: You believe that pleasure is a great, or the greatest, good; and you try to enjoy life's pleasures as much as you can.

"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die!"
 
Hedonism
 
 95%
Justice (Fairness)
 
 85%
Strong Egoism
 
 70%
Existentialism
 
 50%
Utilitarianism
 
 50%
Kantianism
 
 50%
Nihilism
 
 35%
Apathy
 
 35%
Divine Command
 
 0%
 

I thought some of these questions were poorly thought out. 


"I always try to follow the laws of my religion's holy scriptures." 

No matter what I answer, the question indicates that I have a religion and I either do or don't follow it's rules.  Same for "My religion, above all, shows me how to live." 


"People should work harder to help others, even those who live far away."

I'd say people who want to help others should work hard to voluntarily help, but I imagine the people that get the governments to help other nations work hard as well.  I agree with the first half, but disagree with the second half.  Unfortunately, they both fall within the spectrum of the question.


"Ethics, religions, societal norms, laws, and other such principles are meaningless and worthless."

Ethics.  Mostly disagree.  Religions, societal norms, laws.  I agree more.

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General / Re: Someone is Missing!!!

« on: July 07, 2006, 02:27:26 AM »

I'd fuck her...

That's the sickest fetish I've ever heard of.  And yes, a willingness to fuck Paula is categorically a fetish.

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General / Re: Tower of Babel

« on: May 10, 2006, 05:05:08 PM »

Quote from: janepuke

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General / Re: Tower of Babel

« on: May 10, 2006, 10:49:43 AM »

Quote from: janepuke