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mrapplecastle

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the ugliest porsche ever
« on: October 21, 2006, 06:10:02 PM »
damn thats ugly
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Glarin_Haker

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Re: the ugliest porsche ever
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2006, 07:51:11 PM »
Wow... It looks kinda... I dunno, fat.
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Re: the ugliest porsche ever
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2006, 10:07:14 PM »
On bekhaff ov all reech Euro-trash dorks out zere whoo, liyke me, voold nieed an 100.000€ hott rodd to have eeven a remot schansse of ghetingg laeid, I prottest ziss sikk sikk djouke in most hharshiest posiblé termijnen!

Hou derr yu Amerikaans do ziss to aimé belowid Porsche!  Zat pictuer is obésité und féminité und réminiscent of Les Télétubbies!  Herr Wiedeking voold ghive hiz männliche geschlechtsorgane to awoeid ziss déshonneur!

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Re: the ugliest porsche ever
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2006, 10:12:56 PM »
Wow, color-matched exterior airbags!!! :lol:
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Re: the ugliest porsche ever
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2006, 10:14:48 PM »
It got stung by a swarm of killer bees.
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Re: the ugliest porsche ever
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2006, 10:24:20 PM »
It was a prototype of their new Mega SUV, but it melted.
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2006, 05:43:59 PM »
its swolen
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Re: the ugliest porsche ever
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2006, 09:27:02 PM »
That is ugly.

LL, your new avatar is great!
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2006, 09:33:28 PM »
Dude, that porsche is phat.
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Re: the ugliest porsche ever
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2006, 10:10:07 PM »
Quote from: AlexLibman on October 21, 2006, 10:07:14 PM
On bekhaff ov all reech Euro-trash dorks out zere whoo, liyke me, voold nieed an 100.000€ hott rodd to have eeven a remot schansse of ghetingg laeid, I prottest ziss sikk sikk djouke in most hharshiest posiblé termijnen!

Hou derr yu Amerikaans do ziss to aimé belowid Porsche!  Zat pictuer is obésité und féminité und réminiscent of Les Télétubbies!  Herr Wiedeking voold ghive hiz männliche geschlechtsorgane to awoeid ziss déshonneur!

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Re: the ugliest porsche ever
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2007, 05:18:00 PM »
Maybe it's just a BFC (Big Fat Car) or BUC (Big Ugly Car), or BBC (Big Beautiful Car)
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Re: the ugliest porsche ever
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2007, 05:23:33 PM »
Fuglydelic. Wouldn't even be aerodynamic.

Then again, I like the old-school square-assed Benzes.


I think the C280 in front looks way better than the SLK, which just looks retarded.
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2007, 06:04:11 PM »
Yeah, Benzies from late 80s & early 90s were great.  They tried to project strength and class.

I no longer see overpriced imports as very dignified, however.  People who drive them are often trying to cover something up, and are often failing to pursue more important things in life over mere materialism.
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« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2007, 11:07:56 PM »
Is that Porsche for real...?
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Re: the ugliest porsche ever
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2007, 11:36:56 PM »
I'd fuck it.
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