The truth about some profiles on MySpace and most internet dating sites.

[Soundwave]

I seriously can't help but wonder what kind of a person you are in real life.

[bonerjoe]

An asshole.

[bonerjoe]

But I do smile.

[ladyattis]

Just remember, the emo boys have flat asses, since to them the concepts of eating and exercising are unknown or forbidden...

It's bad enough there's an emo boy and girl couple that chats every day in the same student lounge on my university campus. They look like genetic clones of each other since both have dyed their hair black and they seem to have very similar facial features... o_O

EMO IS FUCKING EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! Where's Bruce Campbell with his boom stick to wipe these freaks off the planet?!?!

-- Bridget

[TN_FSP]

Just remember, the emo boys have flat asses, since to them the concepts of eating and exercising are unknown or forbidden...

It's bad enough there's an emo boy and girl couple that chats every day in the same student lounge on my university campus. They look like genetic clones of each other since both have dyed their hair black and they seem to have very similar facial features... o_O

EMO IS FUCKING EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! Where's Bruce Campbell with his boom stick to wipe these freaks off the planet?!?!

-- Bridget

Hey, I love emo people.  They look so cute, like anime characters.  After I dye my hair black, i'll start hitting on you.  Wait for it, baby.

[Russ84]

Just remember, the emo boys have flat asses, since to them the concepts of eating and exercising are unknown or forbidden...

It's bad enough there's an emo boy and girl couple that chats every day in the same student lounge on my university campus. They look like genetic clones of each other since both have dyed their hair black and they seem to have very similar facial features... o_O

[conspiracy] Government influence on the media to turn the kids into weak police state submitting drones. [/conspiracy]

 

[bonerjoe]

It's the new goth!

[Lindsey]

Good thing there isn't much of a difference.

[bonerjoe]

Do they wear makeup too?

[TN_FSP]

Do they wear makeup too?

Emo?  Yes, around the eyes.  I think it is called eye shadow.

[bonerjoe]

No wonder I'm having issues.

[Lindsey]

Just put on some makeup.  That will make all of you issues legitimate and will instantly win you friends as stable and balanced as yourself.  You can even eyeliner.

[pinkfizz]

i think it's mostly eyeliner.

i like flat asses though.

[TN_FSP]

i think it's mostly eyeliner.

i like flat asses though.

I agree.  Fat asses are the best.

[Adam_Laughlin]

I love that phrase..."ride the short bus..."   

It sounds like a metaphor for sex with an asian man.

For the record, I doubt that myth is true.