The fun never ends

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The new Social Security plan:


Originals:
http://www.swanksigns.org/view.asp?ID=149
http://www.swanksigns.org/view.asp?ID=174

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The first sign is funny as hell...both versions

The comments made me laugh, too:

"Stay in our ski resort, we offer eternal life!"

"Not a good time to be indecisive..."

"If you've skied that far without snow, why not try it?"

"Welcome to Kamp Kevorkian -- We're Kooky About Killing"

The second sign, not so much.  I love the comments, however:

"Persons harrassing the elderly will be shot by snipers."

"Attention to new medical personnel : Old people are fragile. Pushing them will cause their legs to break off."

"Red Cross has had enough of needy people"

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Again, all the originals were obtained from http://www.swanksigns.com. Gotta love that place.

These probably aren't as great as the first one, but I'm sure they'll find an audience somewhere.

[EclecticBuddha]

Jake the Snake?

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Jake the Snake?