Sorry, I don't think I can...
I don't have a copy of illustrator, but I have some experience with it. I'm familiar with quark and photoshop mainly. As for web design, I'm self trained in html, css, and can tweak with javascript. I'm familiar with setting up phpBB, SMF, mediawiki. I'm a pixel artist/photoshop manipulator/print designer/illustrator/fontographer. I'm decent with gif animation work, and I am very good with designing a page to load quickly through web page layout and image compression understanding. I can't do fancy proprietary media installations like flash, or back-end database coding. Always looking for work though