George W. Bush logic.

[Russ84]

Here is an example of George Bush's logical reasoning skills. He is speaking with his daughter Jenna about the current war on terror while in the oval office of the White House:

    George W.: Not a terrorist in sight. The "War in Iraq" must be working like a charm!
    Jenna: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
    George W.: Thank you, dear.
    Jenna: By your logic I could claim that this pair of panties keeps tigers away.
    George W.: Oh, how does it work?
    Jenna: It doesn't work.
    George W.: Uh-huh.
    Jenna: It's just a stupid pair of panties. But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
    George W.: (pause) Jenna, I want to buy your panties.



Source: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/President_Bush

[Gabo]

So where does one buy these special panties?

[Puke]

I'd like to get into her panties. 

[Brian Wolf]

Here is an example of George Bush's logical reasoning skills. He is speaking with his daughter Jenna about the current war on terror while in the oval office of the White House:

    George W.: Not a terrorist in sight. The "War in Iraq" must be working like a charm!
    Jenna: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
    George W.: Thank you, dear.
    Jenna: By your logic I could claim that this pair of panties keeps tigers away.
    George W.: Oh, how does it work?
    Jenna: It doesn't work.
    George W.: Uh-huh.
    Jenna: It's just a stupid pair of panties. But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
    George W.: (pause) Jenna, I want to buy your panties.

Source: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/President_Bush

  Its funny... because its true.

[R3public_Gh0st]

nice, lol.

[FTL_Ian]

I'd like to get into her panties. 

Only from behind or with the lights off, otherwise all you'd see when looking at her face is Georgie.  Yuk.

[Russ84]

Only from behind or with the lights off, otherwise all you'd see when looking at her face is Georgie.  Yuk.

My mom once said that Bush was handsome. 

[R3public_Gh0st]

I'd fuck that Bush.


Jenna, that is.

[Lindsey]

Only from behind or with the lights off, otherwise all you'd see when looking at her face is Georgie.  Yuk.

My mom once said that Bush was handsome. 

Does your mom have significantly impaired vision?

[Russ84]

Does your mom have significantly impaired vision?

Hmmm. Perhaps.

[Karrde188]

I think Jenna's Sister is Hotter. But thats just me.

[sarararar]

I think Jenna's Sister is Hotter. But thats just me.

Do YOU have severely impaired vision?

[Karrde188]

 Let me rephrase that, Because you seem to assume that I actually put them in my "Wanna Fuck" Catagory, when those twins are really more like in my "Would fuck if I was Drunk" catagory. My bad, I shoulda been more specific.

[TerryGale]

The Rude Guy wants you to check out his website and download the Impeach Bush Blues Song.  He's also taking comments here.

[Slim]

I'd have to say the panties would attract tiger's. They would be attracted to the smell of Fish between her legs