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Karrde188

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Re: George W. Bush logic.
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2006, 08:06:15 PM »


She probably got a whole fish MARKET between her legs
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« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2006, 11:03:24 AM »

Here is an example of George Bush's logical reasoning skills. He is speaking with his daughter Jenna about the current war on terror while in the oval office of the White House:

    George W.: Not a terrorist in sight. The "War in Iraq" must be working like a charm!
    Jenna: That's specious reasoning, Dad.
    George W.: Thank you, dear.
    Jenna: By your logic I could claim that this pair of panties keeps tigers away.
    George W.: Oh, how does it work?
    Jenna: It doesn't work.
    George W.: Uh-huh.
    Jenna: It's just a stupid pair of panties. But I don't see any tigers around, do you?
    George W.: (pause) Jenna, I want to buy your panties.



Source: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/President_Bush

Someone's been watching The Simpsons too much.
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Re: George W. Bush logic.
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2006, 08:20:08 PM »


She probably got a whole fish MARKET between her legs

That sounds sexy   
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« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2006, 10:23:18 PM »

This goes nicely with my idea to sell overpriced, "trendy" special underwear to Mormons. The brand will be called "Fundies(R)" :D.
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« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2007, 09:43:06 PM »

You might have a hard time doing that, considering they wear special undies approved by the church.
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Re: George W. Bush logic.
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2007, 05:15:50 PM »

You might have a hard time doing that, considering they wear special undies approved by the church.

I didn't know they where that crazy. Panties approved by the church? Sounds like a cult.

Oh well I don't think I want to understand the LSD church.
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Re: George W. Bush logic.
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2007, 05:28:15 PM »

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« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2007, 06:44:31 PM »

Grumble grumble... I love how you guys throw around cult as if every other religion isn't exactly the same damn thing.
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« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2007, 06:45:23 PM »

Grumble grumble... I love how you guys throw around cult as if every other religion isn't exactly the same damn thing.
But cults aren't legitimate  :P
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