For those of you who aren't familiar with Jack Chick religious tracts, go
here and look at a few of them. Then you will appreciate the humor of what I am about to post.
For those who are wondering, no. I see no conflict with mocking these tracts while being a Christian myself. I think Chick is a horrible legalistic person who brings shame to the Christian faith with his silly tracts. And I also think God has a sense of humor.
Check these out, and then make your own for great win.
NOTE: you'll need to right click---> view image to see the last one clearly if you use Firefox.