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Chick Tract photoshop challenge!
« on: May 28, 2008, 11:20:40 PM »

For those of you who aren't familiar with Jack Chick religious tracts, go here and look at a few of them. Then you will appreciate the humor of what I am about to post.

For those who are wondering, no. I see no conflict with mocking these tracts while being a Christian myself. I think Chick is a horrible legalistic person who brings shame to the Christian faith with his silly tracts. And I also think God has a sense of humor.

Check these out, and then make your own for great win.

NOTE: you'll need to right click---> view image to see the last one clearly if you use Firefox.









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Re: Chick Tract photoshop challenge!
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2008, 12:43:44 AM »

You don't even need to change the words for Jack Chick's comics to be hilarious. He's an unaltered one:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1041/1041_01.asp?wpc=1041_01.asp&wpp=b
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Re: Chick Tract photoshop challenge!
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2008, 03:50:47 AM »

Oh shit, thank you for this suggestion. Up on caffeine all night and feeling really silly I've been working on one of these, kept me laughing trying to come up with funny ways to do this. Now my face and gut hurt from laughing so hard for so long. I'll post one when I finish it.
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« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2008, 10:57:03 AM »

Oh shit, thank you for this suggestion. Up on caffeine all night and feeling really silly I've been working on one of these, kept me laughing trying to come up with funny ways to do this. Now my face and gut hurt from laughing so hard for so long. I'll post one when I finish it.

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« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2008, 04:07:43 PM »

laughing

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The laughing is what took a lot of points off to begin with.

But MD has "lol'ed" before.
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Re: Chick Tract photoshop challenge!
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2008, 10:07:29 PM »

Love this stuff.

I gotta say though, as far as "Christian-like" behaviour... Chick does cite references straight from the Bible.....
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Re: Chick Tract photoshop challenge!
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2008, 10:20:54 PM »

Love this stuff.

I gotta say though, as far as "Christian-like" behaviour... Chick does cite references straight from the Bible.....

...with absolutely no context whatsoever.
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Re: Chick Tract photoshop challenge!
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2008, 02:39:43 AM »

But the Bible is well known for it's contradictory contexts which are often conveniently left up to the reader to interpret..

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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2008, 04:07:47 AM »

But the Bible is well known for it's contradictory contexts which are often conveniently left up to the reader to interpret..

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You mean the UNERRING WORD OF GOD HIMSELF? Yeah, pretty much.
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« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2008, 10:29:12 PM »

But the Bible is well known for it's contradictory contexts which are often conveniently left up to the reader to interpret..

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You mean the UNERRING WORD OF GOD HIMSELF? Yeah, pretty much.

God said it right? Chick is just here representin.
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Re: Chick Tract photoshop challenge!
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2008, 03:53:49 AM »

The sad thing is, these shoops make more sense than the tracts themselves.

But obviously this one is full of win, because Eyepatch Man teaches us that Muslims are evil and he's right, cuz he's got an eyepatch, right?

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1054/1054_01.asp
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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2008, 12:16:45 AM »

The sad thing is, these shoops make more sense than the tracts themselves.

But obviously this one is full of win, because Eyepatch Man teaches us that Muslims are evil and he's right, cuz he's got an eyepatch, right?

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1054/1054_01.asp

heh.  did you notice how the muslim kids had to depart from teh conversation for a trip to the airport.
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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2008, 12:27:33 AM »

But.. both stories just make so much sense!

I do not know what I should do..
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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2008, 06:22:27 PM »

I do not know what I should do..

1) Recognize that you are a sinner
2) Pray to God for forgiveness in the name of Jesus Christ . . .
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