Here we have JTBreeze looking at a glass half full, or is it half empty?
Let's listen in on his thoughts...
"Hmmm, is it half full, or half empty?"
"That depends on the previous state of the glass before I came across it. Was it full, then emptied somehow? Or was it empty, and then came to be filled part way with liquid?"
"It seems that there is water in this cup. I don't like water, it gets me too wet. I would prefer that the water be labelled as wetness inducing so that I could better prevent the moistening of my crotch due to a total lack of hand eye coordination."
"But really I have to wonder if maybe this glass was meant for me, or if it was for someone else. I don't like other people. They have opinions that differ from mine, so they are wrong."
"Silly ad hominem people. They are far inferior to me and my stamp collection. I love you stamp collection. I think I'll go to the FTL BBS now and show everyone how cool I am by putting them down."