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Breezey wind bag.
« on: July 14, 2005, 08:41:14 PM »

Here we have JTBreeze looking at a glass half full, or is it half empty?
Let's listen in on his thoughts...

"Hmmm, is it half full, or half empty?"
"That depends on the previous state of the glass before I came across it. Was it full, then emptied somehow? Or was it empty, and then came to be filled part way with liquid?"
"It seems that there is water in this cup. I don't like water, it gets me too wet. I would prefer that the water be labelled as wetness inducing so that I could better prevent the moistening of my crotch due to a total lack of hand eye coordination."
"But really I have to wonder if maybe this glass was meant for me, or if it was for someone else. I don't like other people. They have opinions that differ from mine, so they are wrong."
"Silly ad hominem people. They are far inferior to me and my stamp collection. I love you stamp collection. I think I'll go to the FTL BBS now and show everyone how cool I am by putting them down."

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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2005, 09:50:44 PM »

Here we have JTBreeze looking at a glass half full, or is it half empty?
Let's listen in on his thoughts...

"Hmmm, is it half full, or half empty?"
"That depends on the previous state of the glass before I came across it. Was it full, then emptied somehow? Or was it empty, and then came to be filled part way with liquid?"
"It seems that there is water in this cup. I don't like water, it gets me too wet. I would prefer that the water be labelled as wetness inducing so that I could better prevent the moistening of my crotch due to a total lack of hand eye coordination."
"But really I have to wonder if maybe this glass was meant for me, or if it was for someone else. I don't like other people. They have opinions that differ from mine, so they are wrong."
"Silly ad hominem people. They are far inferior to me and my stamp collection. I love you stamp collection. I think I'll go to the FTL BBS now and show everyone how cool I am by putting them down."


:lol:
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Re: Breezey wind bag.
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2005, 12:27:04 AM »

damn I was expecting a picture of rosie o donnel.


...speaking of, she just brought her gay cruise ship up here to our city to get married a few days... so you can imagine how the 6 o clock news was taken over...  :x
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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2005, 12:36:39 AM »

damn I was expecting a picture of rosie o donnel.

...speaking of, she just brought her gay cruise ship up here to our city to get married a few days... so you can imagine how the 6 o clock news was taken over...  :x

She's as big as a cruise ship.
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2005, 12:37:58 AM »

ZING! :D
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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2005, 01:11:24 AM »

I always wondered why ICQ went w/ that sound effect.....
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« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2005, 06:11:11 PM »

That's what it says...

http://tinyurl.com/8u29h

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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2005, 07:10:35 PM »

The bitch has a gay cruise ship?  Eh?   :shock:
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2005, 09:06:54 PM »

well I don't know if she owns a whole ship, but she hosts a gay-themed cruise...
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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2005, 09:14:46 PM »

Ugh, if you're going to have a gay cruise, you really need hot lesbians in charge.
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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2005, 09:27:34 PM »

kinda off topic, but:

whew... Lindsey... what's up w/ your Karma?? it's only been less than a week, and I swear it's shot up more than 15 pts....

what's the secret?
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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2005, 10:13:06 PM »

When I came back from being gone for two months, my karma was 25.  I don't know why people keep applauding me, but I like it!
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« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2005, 10:14:25 PM »

I applaud everyone all the time for no reason.
Believe it or not.
At least two or three times a day.
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« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2005, 10:15:08 PM »

I applaud everyone all the time for no reason.
Believe it or not.
At least two or three times a day.

I noticed. Thanks.

Right back at ya.
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