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Free Talk Live => Photoshops => Topic started by: Puke on July 14, 2005, 08:41:14 PM
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Here we have JTBreeze looking at a glass half full, or is it half empty?
Let's listen in on his thoughts...
"Hmmm, is it half full, or half empty?"
"That depends on the previous state of the glass before I came across it. Was it full, then emptied somehow? Or was it empty, and then came to be filled part way with liquid?"
"It seems that there is water in this cup. I don't like water, it gets me too wet. I would prefer that the water be labelled as wetness inducing so that I could better prevent the moistening of my crotch due to a total lack of hand eye coordination."
"But really I have to wonder if maybe this glass was meant for me, or if it was for someone else. I don't like other people. They have opinions that differ from mine, so they are wrong."
"Silly ad hominem people. They are far inferior to me and my stamp collection. I love you stamp collection. I think I'll go to the FTL BBS now and show everyone how cool I am by putting them down."
(http://www.emotioneric.com/halffull.jpg)
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Here we have JTBreeze looking at a glass half full, or is it half empty?
Let's listen in on his thoughts...
"Hmmm, is it half full, or half empty?"
"That depends on the previous state of the glass before I came across it. Was it full, then emptied somehow? Or was it empty, and then came to be filled part way with liquid?"
"It seems that there is water in this cup. I don't like water, it gets me too wet. I would prefer that the water be labelled as wetness inducing so that I could better prevent the moistening of my crotch due to a total lack of hand eye coordination."
"But really I have to wonder if maybe this glass was meant for me, or if it was for someone else. I don't like other people. They have opinions that differ from mine, so they are wrong."
"Silly ad hominem people. They are far inferior to me and my stamp collection. I love you stamp collection. I think I'll go to the FTL BBS now and show everyone how cool I am by putting them down."
(http://www.emotioneric.com/halffull.jpg)
:lol:
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damn I was expecting a picture of rosie o donnel.
...speaking of, she just brought her gay cruise ship up here to our city to get married a few days... so you can imagine how the 6 o clock news was taken over... :x
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damn I was expecting a picture of rosie o donnel.
...speaking of, she just brought her gay cruise ship up here to our city to get married a few days... so you can imagine how the 6 o clock news was taken over... :x
She's as big as a cruise ship.
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ZING! :D
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ZING! :D
Hehe, or is it... http://simplythebest.net/sounds/WAV/sound_effects_WAV/sound_effect_WAV_files/boat_horn.wav
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I always wondered why ICQ went w/ that sound effect.....
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That's what it says...
http://tinyurl.com/8u29h
No one ever looks very happy when Puke's around.
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The bitch has a gay cruise ship? Eh? :shock:
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well I don't know if she owns a whole ship, but she hosts a gay-themed cruise...
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Ugh, if you're going to have a gay cruise, you really need hot lesbians in charge.
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kinda off topic, but:
whew... Lindsey... what's up w/ your Karma?? it's only been less than a week, and I swear it's shot up more than 15 pts....
what's the secret?
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When I came back from being gone for two months, my karma was 25. I don't know why people keep applauding me, but I like it!
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I applaud everyone all the time for no reason.
Believe it or not.
At least two or three times a day.
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I applaud everyone all the time for no reason.
Believe it or not.
At least two or three times a day.
I noticed. Thanks.
Right back at ya.
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I don't need your pity!
I mean...thanks.
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I usually applaud everyone. Unless I hate you for some reason or you're really fucking annoying. Then I won't do anything at all. I don't like to bitchslap people...it makes me feel kinda mean.
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damn I was expecting a picture of rosie o donnel.
...speaking of, she just brought her gay cruise ship up here to our city to get married a few days... so you can imagine how the 6 o clock news was taken over... :x
She's as big as a cruise ship.
Please don't insult cruise ships that way :D
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I usually applaud everyone. Unless I hate you for some reason or you're really fucking annoying. Then I won't do anything at all. I don't like to bitchslap people...it makes me feel kinda mean.
It's a better way of life. But I like the bitchslap button for certain occasions. Like Christmas.
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damn I was expecting a picture of rosie o donnel.
...speaking of, she just brought her gay cruise ship up here to our city to get married a few days... so you can imagine how the 6 o clock news was taken over... :x
She's as big as a cruise ship.
Please don't insult cruise ships that way :D
Sorry, that was pretty insensitive of me... Cruise ships are indeed beautiful things.
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Please don't insult cruise ships that way :D
They suck when there is an infection or desease spreading while your on board.
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That just adds to the charm.
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Yeah, but hot lesbians would SO make up for the diseases... :lol: