Anybody can tell me

[generickbusin]

Hi there!
I am long time planning to create own web business online. I am find many different ideas about
how to create home business or web business. Searching for new ideas I am trying different variants.  But without results.
I am lost many money and time.
Now I am looking for new business ideas. And now I am decided to put
all this ideas on my website. Now each new businessman can find there new business ideas on my website.

[Diogenes The Cynic]

I always get my best ideas when I stick my hand into a blender, and turn it on. You should try it! Works wonders.

[sinceredagreat]

I always get my best ideas when I stick my hand into a blender, and turn it on. You should try it! Works wonders.

This.

[Tracer Tong]

Good tip.  Here's another one: write out your business plan, goals, etc.  Nice and verbose, plenty of detail.  Then go to

http://translate.google.com/translate_t#

and paste it in.  Translate from English to Lithuanian to Japanese to Italian to Norwegian to Ukrainian to German to Spanish to Dutch to Chinese and finally back to English again.  Really helps to clarify everything.

Oh dammit I just realized generickbusin already did that.  Sorry to be redundant.

[YixilTesiphon]

I always get my best ideas when I stick my hand into a blender, and turn it on. You should try it! Works wonders.

It only works for me when I use my left hand.

[velojym]

Copulating with an electric sausage grinder comes to mind.

[voodoo]

Y'all are asses.  Here, someone genuinely needs help and all you can do is make immature jokes at this person's expense.
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Now, to answer the question directly, I've got a friend who may be able to help you.  He's the Minister of Finance in Nigeria, so you don't need to question his credentials. 
He has a particularly vexing situation on his hands that requires the utmost in trust and security.  It sounds to me like you and he may be able to do business.

Obviously, I don't want to reveal this public official's contact information to just anyone.  Please send me a personal message with your name, address, and telephone number so that I can do a preliminary check before connecting my two friends for a mutually beneficial business deal. 

You will need to establish a US taxpayer identification number and bank account, however, I am more than willing to handle those details for my friend in Nigeria.  He is a man who knows how to reward his friends, so I am certainly willing to work with you on this issue.

[velojym]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA!