Adobe Photoshop

[Puke]

You may hate the GIMP, Brokor.
But compared to a $600  program, I'll take the free one for now.
If you are stupid enough to pay that just to play around with your photos, then be my guest dumbass.

[bonerjoe]

I need to Photoshop myself a bigger boner.

[Puke]

I bet you do needle dick.

[bonerjoe]

Like Ron Jeremy.

[Puke]

How about bigger tits too.

[bonerjoe]

I'd love to have sensitive nipples.

[BKO]

You may hate the GIMP, Brokor.
But compared to a $600 program, I'll take the free one for now.
If you are stupid enough to pay that just to play around with your photos, then be my guest dumbass.

No way, poopstain.  I haXX0r my copies of PS.  I have a copy of every version, too.

[Brian Wolf]

Everyone starts somewhere. I learned on a pirated version my friend gave me by just using it. Trial and error is the best way to learn.
If I had the money though.

But don't get yourself down thinking that you suck. Just do what you can, use your imagination, practice, fiddle, and eventually you should be able to do something you can like.
This is what I did anyway!
The PhotoShop contests on Fark.com are a great way to just masturbate your mind and improve skills/get ideas.
Plus it's fun, because it gives a reason to do a piece.

Thanks, Ill check that out. Im not all down on myself, but realistically its pretty obvious that its photoshoped, I am sure I wll get better with practice.