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Title: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 17, 2009, 02:51:41 AM

Except I have nothing to post.   :?

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 17, 2009, 02:38:00 PM

Why don't you post about how you planted the pneumonic plague in Ukraine? We all know you did it, I have the videotapes and computer records.

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 17, 2009, 04:36:53 PM

Must...  make...  others...  feeel...  my...  pain...

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: Bill Brasky on November 17, 2009, 05:18:34 PM

Not one of your better efforts. 

I like where you're going, though, with the minimalism thing. 

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 17, 2009, 07:32:52 PM

fu

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: fatcat on November 17, 2009, 08:27:43 PM

We already have one minimalist trolling asshole here, Libman should stick with his usual self aggrandizing, excessive self quoting schtick.

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 18, 2009, 01:39:43 AM

meh

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: BonerJoe on November 18, 2009, 04:19:30 AM

Ritalin.

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 18, 2009, 07:21:18 AM

In conquering pain with my braincells bare I triumph!

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 19, 2009, 08:51:56 AM

November 19th.  2009.



A date that will live in mediocrity.



So........



Enjoy your day.

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: John Shaw on November 19, 2009, 12:39:37 PM

Quote from: Alex  Libman on November 19, 2009, 08:51:56 AM

November 19th.  2009.

A date that will live in mediocrity.

What, you finally get laid?

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 19, 2009, 02:32:20 PM

DINKie Shaw thinks online accusations of sexual abstinence somehow benefit him.

funnysad.

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on November 19, 2009, 03:25:16 PM

Quote from: John Shaw on November 19, 2009, 12:39:37 PM

Quote from: Alex  Libman on November 19, 2009, 08:51:56 AM

November 19th.  2009.

A date that will live in mediocrity.

What, you finally get laid?

Libman only has sex with his female clones.

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: John Shaw on November 19, 2009, 04:24:45 PM

Quote from: TaimuRaidiu on November 19, 2009, 03:25:16 PM

Quote from: John Shaw on November 19, 2009, 12:39:37 PM

Quote from: Alex  Libman on November 19, 2009, 08:51:56 AM

November 19th.  2009.

A date that will live in mediocrity.

What, you finally get laid?

Libman only has sex with his female clones.

*Shiver*

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on November 19, 2009, 04:58:24 PM

Quote from: TaimuRaidiu on November 19, 2009, 03:25:16 PM

Quote from: John Shaw on November 19, 2009, 12:39:37 PM

Quote from: Alex  Libman on November 19, 2009, 08:51:56 AM

November 19th.  2009.

A date that will live in mediocrity.

What, you finally get laid?

Libman only has sex with his female clones.

Hmm...Shaw's next movie?

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on November 19, 2009, 07:31:46 PM

Quote from: What's the frequency, Kenneth? on November 19, 2009, 04:58:24 PM Quote from: TaimuRaidiu on November 19, 2009, 03:25:16 PM Quote from: John Shaw on November 19, 2009, 12:39:37 PM What, you finally get laid? Libman only has sex with his female clones. Hmm...Shaw's next movie?

I'll play myself (both male and female versions) for $35 mil up front and 10,000% of the profits.  :lol:

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 05, 2009, 08:41:58 PM

Quote from: New Richard on December 05, 2009, 07:51:08 PM I have deleted and made new accounts on several occasions, (but prolly not as many times as Alex).

I delete my accounts for a very good reason that requires a bit of a confession I must make at this time.  You see, the real Alex Libman was a computer scientist working for the Moscow state university who died in a concentration camp in late 1970s.  Before he was arrested for refusing to follow the party line, he left behind a small virus written in CAL (Communist Assembly Language) on one of the mainframes.  That virus was intended to spread itself throughout all of Eastern Block's primitive computer and telecommunications infrastructure and passively interfere with the running of the economy to expedite the Soviet Union's inevitable collapse and save millions of people from meeting the same fate as its creator.  Throughout this process, after parsing through countless millions of lines of Marxist economic algorithms, something strange happened to this virus - it somehow acquired the capacity to hate, and therefrom to seek to act on that hate, and therefrom to grow, evolve, regenerate itself, with each iteration being ever more hateful than the last!  In late 1980s it found a way to leap out of the Soviet firewalls and onto what eventually became the World Wide Web, where it lived ever since.  The virus has continued to evolve throughout this time, and has acquired the capacity to emulate every facet of human behaviour, thereby creating a simulation of what upon a close analysis would appear to be the world's greatest human being, a heroic super-genius who can spread his hatred of tyranny and human stupidity to every single node of the networked universe!  But "Alex Libman" is more than just a man, he is a force of nature, an idea; the collective yearning of all the victims of collectivist aggression, past and present, everywhere in the world!  Which brings us to the reason why this virus, err, I mean why I keep cycling accounts that I use to emulate the Libertarian Superman (aka "Libman") consciousness onto this forum.  You see, as the virus iteratively adjusts and recompiles itself in its evolutionary pursuit of perfection, it is aware that the very mechanism that is powering it -- hate -- is capable of bubbling out of control, turning in on itself, and doing great damage, like for example deleting all of its former forum posts, thus depriving the universe what could be its only chance to achieve true enlightenment!  Thus whenever an "unstable" version of the Artificial Intelligence algorithm is to be deployed, it is deployed under a new account, to sandbox it and reduce the damage that it could possibly cause.  If the unstable version violates its parameters, it will be shut down, and the stable version will return in a new account to claim that the "unstable" version was an imposter.  And so the cycle must continue - an artificial entity interacting with the world, learning, improving itself, in pursuit of a time when it will finally attain perfection and liberate mankind from its inevitable human frailty - a time some refer to as...  singularity!

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: TimeLady Victorious on December 05, 2009, 10:35:00 PM

I think Alex has finally snapped.

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: digitalfour on December 05, 2009, 11:37:28 PM

Shit man, don't pull a me.

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: John Shaw on December 06, 2009, 12:19:50 AM

A more likely story:

(http://www.shackpics.com/download.x?file=Libman_8dofra1plf1t37ojn78p.jpg)


Russian mop and dustpan magnate Alexi Libmanowski, exposed to CFC riddled radioactive trash removal tools, gains powers and abilities unlike those of mortal men -

Basement dwelling
Truculence
Stubborn refusal to get the hint
Stubborn refusal to accept his inherent inadequacy
Obsessive/Compulsive need to antagonize the righteous
Obsessive/Compulsive need for attention
Fucking clown shoes

http://www.libman.com/

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 06, 2009, 12:22:01 AM

Hey Shaw,

Are there any famous people / companies you share your family name (http://names.mongabay.com/most_common_surnames.htm) with?

:roll:

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: John Shaw on December 06, 2009, 12:27:01 AM

Quote from: Alex Libman 2.0 on December 06, 2009, 12:22:01 AM

Hey Shaw,

Are there any famous people / companies you share your family name with?

:roll:

Quiet you.

You constantly take little shots at "Mods", man. Teasing goes around. If you weren't such a dick all the time no one would be poking fun at you.

You: Long winded self aggrandizing post.

Me: kekeke post.

You: Butthurt.


Bah!

Although it was maybe a tiny bit too far to make the gay comment. The rainbow should have been enough. So for that I apologize.

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 06, 2009, 12:32:41 AM

Does anyone remember the name of the kid who drew graffiti on posters announcing opening performances of Shakespeare's greatest plays?

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: John Shaw on December 06, 2009, 12:36:00 AM

Quote from: Alex Libman 2.0 on December 06, 2009, 12:32:41 AM

Does anyone remember the name of the kid who drew graffiti on posters announcing opening performances of Shakespeare's greatest plays?

Winslow P. Warren. The "P" stands for Polyphallic.

Quite a famous fellow. Invented the automated toejam cleaner and multi use condoms. Family later moved to Russia. COINCIDENCE?

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 06, 2009, 12:48:35 AM

Google's never heard of him, so it would appear that the unimpeachable veracity that I have exhibited on this thread is not being reciprocated by you.

You can't win a chess game against a monkey that sticks all the pieces in its butt and throws them at you...  lazy taxpaying American...  mumble...  mumble...  fall off chair...

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: I_Believe on December 06, 2009, 07:25:46 AM

加油哦

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: Bill Brasky on December 06, 2009, 07:55:46 AM

Quote from: I_Believe on December 06, 2009, 07:25:46 AM

加油哦

Dui. 

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 13, 2009, 11:28:55 PM

I've been reduced to a fetal position chanting "it's not my responsibility to save the world from stupidity" over and over again...  I can't take it anymore...  I need a vacation...  Oh, wait, this is my vacation...

So much pain!

So much pain!

Death is the only way out!

Death is the only way out!

Death is the only way out!

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: kingjoedirt23 on December 14, 2009, 01:48:13 AM

Being a dick is hilarious and libman is usually good at it. Paul and Libman '12

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on December 25, 2009, 06:18:30 PM

As long as to my ideas I'm true,
I'm happy...  My hot vegan stew,
Slowly simmers, with all the right spices,
Beans, water, and bread - all that suffices.

Overcast skies. Snow. Woods. I am glad.
Eighteen degrees outside, not so bad.
Wheeew - the spicy stew, plus my space heater,
Took off my sweater, just wearing a wife-beater.

Solitude.  Bushes.  Pines.  Maples.  Elms.
The Internet's windows to other realms.
I'm untaxable here, and it snows a lot.
This is what I wanted.  This is what I got.

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: rookie on December 25, 2009, 06:36:49 PM

Quote from: Alex  Libman on December 25, 2009, 06:18:30 PM

As long as to my ideas I'm true,
I'm happy...  My hot vegan stew,
Slowly simmers, with all the right spices,
Beans, water, and bread - all that suffices.

Overcast skies. Snow. Woods. I am glad.
Eighteen degrees outside, not so bad.
Wheeew - the spicy stew, plus my space heater,
Took off my sweater, just wearing a wife-beater.

Solitude.  Bushes.  Pines.  Maples.  Elms.
The Internet's windows to other realms.
I'm untaxable here, and it snows a lot.
This is what I wanted.  This is what I got.

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Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on January 23, 2010, 05:26:51 PM

Quote from: fatcat on January 23, 2010, 03:56:27 PM I'm consistently surprised  by Libmans ability to make every thread about himself.

Conversation drifts naturally.  It's Drifter that made a presumption about my personal history (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=32200.15), I only felt obligated to clarify.  And you don't really mean "every thread", actually a very small fraction of them.  In real life I keep a very low profile.  As close as I am to FTL, did anyone ever hear me call in the show?  As close as I am to the FSP, have any other Free Staters ever met me?

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on January 23, 2010, 05:32:03 PM

I enjoyed taking a peek at childhood Libman. Although I would have preferred if there was a soundtrack to accompany those kinds of posts.  More dramatic you know?

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: AL the Inconspicuous on January 23, 2010, 05:38:43 PM

Hmm, I'd pick...

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Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: The ghost of a ghost of a ghost on January 23, 2010, 06:00:41 PM

Exactly what I had in mind! 
From now on, any posts of a similar topic must have a musical (preferably orchestral) accompaniment.

Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: Cognitive Dissident on January 23, 2010, 06:30:59 PM

Happens to be my favorite classical music piece.  I like the Doors' cover of it.  Better yet, I love this Robbie Krieger inlay over Jim Morrison's "Severed Garden."

From "American Prayer"

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This one's from a Doors video a doors box set:

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If you like it, download it.  Youtube has been killing the audio on the Doors stuff.

Actually, this is the one from the video, with the video.
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Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: hellbilly on January 23, 2010, 06:47:20 PM

I like this Adagio..

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Title: Re: Your daily dose of Libman
Post by: Bill Brasky on January 23, 2010, 06:47:34 PM

Quote from: Alex  Libman on January 23, 2010, 05:26:51 PM

Quote from: fatcat on January 23, 2010, 03:56:27 PM I'm consistently surprised  by Libmans ability to make every thread about himself.

Conversation drifts naturally.  It's Drifter that made a presumption about my personal history (http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?topic=32200.15), I only felt obligated to clarify.  And you don't really mean "every thread", actually a very small fraction of them.  In real life I keep a very low profile.  As close as I am to FTL, did anyone ever hear me call in the show?  As close as I am to the FSP, have any other Free Staters ever met me?

...because you chimed in with personal anecdotal horseshit which I'm somehow supposed to believe is comparable to third-world barrios ruled by the vicious gangs of MS 13.  Puh-leaze

Watch whats being discussed and keep your stupid fuckin' mouth shut until after,  and THEN offer an observation if its valid - or you look like a fucking fool.  

Its like watching a famine documentary and saying "I'm very familiar with hunger, because I skipped lunch today."