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Riddler

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wonder if boner will spit in ian's food at p-fest?
« on: March 29, 2011, 06:39:38 PM »
watch the egg sandies.....
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Re: wonder if boner will spit in ian's food at p-fest?
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2011, 07:29:45 PM »
No.
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Re: wonder if boner will spit in ian's food at p-fest?
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2011, 07:44:03 PM »
Quote from: BonerJoe on March 29, 2011, 07:29:45 PM
No.

So where you gonna do it?

Wait, dont tell us.
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Re: wonder if boner will spit in ian's food at p-fest?
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2011, 07:46:32 PM »
I wanna see the "Laurel & Hardy Cage Match".
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Re: wonder if boner will spit in ian's food at p-fest?
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2011, 11:04:27 PM »
Quote from: hellbilly on March 29, 2011, 07:46:32 PM
I wanna see the "Laurel & Hardy Cage Match".

LOL
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Re: wonder if boner will spit in ian's food at p-fest?
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2011, 11:35:51 PM »
It is very insulting to be accused of tampering with someone's food who hasn't initiated force against me.
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Re: wonder if boner will spit in ian's food at p-fest?
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2011, 07:58:04 AM »
just fuckin about, guy.
we know your standards are above reproach.
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Re: wonder if boner will spit in ian's food at p-fest?
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2011, 09:53:16 AM »
Quote from: Dragline on March 30, 2011, 07:58:04 AM
just fuckin about, guy.
we know your standards are above reproach.

I wash my hands like 20x an hour when I cook for people. I'm fuckin' serious about this shit. I am not your average bachelor going to PorcFest to cook that can barely make a serving in 10 minutes with a line of 20 people waiting. I know how to get food out fast, and without any "additives".

It's like asking you "How often do you shit inside people's water lines before installing the fixtures just because they looked at you funny?"
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Re: wonder if boner will spit in ian's food at p-fest?
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2011, 10:32:26 AM »
Still, you should mess with his mind a little. When he comes up and orders a burger, have someone else take the order and yell to you "One cheeseburger with everything.............OH, AND IT'S FOR IAN!"

Make him wonder

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Re: wonder if boner will spit in ian's food at p-fest?
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2011, 11:50:51 AM »
Would that make Ian less skinny?
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Re: wonder if boner will spit in ian's food at p-fest?
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2011, 01:57:19 PM »
Quote from: BonerJoe on March 30, 2011, 09:53:16 AM
Quote from: Dragline on March 30, 2011, 07:58:04 AM
just fuckin about, guy.
we know your standards are above reproach.

I wash my hands like 20x an hour when I cook for people. I'm fuckin' serious about this shit. I am not your average bachelor going to PorcFest to cook that can barely make a serving in 10 minutes with a line of 20 people waiting. I know how to get food out fast, and without any "additives".

It's like asking you "How often do you shit inside people's water lines before installing the fixtures just because they looked at you funny?"

i didn't know this was serious shit for you joe....
i take it back.
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Re: wonder if boner will spit in ian's food at p-fest?
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2011, 05:36:45 PM »
Shitting in the pipes is a journeyman move.  Master plumbers normally shove a breeding pair of diseased animals down the well pipe. 
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Re: wonder if boner will spit in ian's food at p-fest?
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2011, 08:17:24 PM »
Quote from: Drifter on April 01, 2011, 05:36:45 PM
Shitting in the pipes is a journeyman move.  Master plumbers normally shove a breeding pair of diseased animals down the well pipe.  

only if they no-pay, joe
you can also jerk off into the well & spread your demon-seed

......or so i've heard
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