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Free Talk Live => General => Topic started by: Torgo on October 09, 2005, 08:12:41 PM
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So, I'm not above bribing women. Ask Melissa. :-P
Unfortunately, I have nothing of value to ofer. Again...ask Melissa.
So...with that being said...here's the worst contest ever....
I need attention. Manwich, Ian and Johnson always get it all. (Except for the Torgo love that Sara throws around the BBS...she rocks). I want some Shriner pics with pro-Torgo sayings on them. E-mail them to torgo@freetalklive.com and I'll post them here on the BBS (if there's nudity in the photos, it will NOT be edited out). I'll accept pics for two weeks, after that they will be posted, and voting will start. Whoever you BBS folk pick will be the winner and the new owner of the following package of amazing radio crap....
An advance copy of Stephen Lynch's new album "The Craigmachine" (http://www.stephenlynch.com)
A "Taste of the Goods" coffee mug (http://www.tasteofthegoods.com)
5 WTMY After Dark bumper stickers (Web site no longer active)
10 Free Talk Live promo cards to leave lying in random locations around town
A signed Torgo headshot
An unsigned Pablo Francisco headshot
So, if you'd like to win this package of FABULOUSly lackluster prizes, send your pro-Torgo shriner pic to torgo@freetalklive.com. Submission deadline 12:00am EST 10/24/2005
NOTE: This contest is for females (genetically speaking) ONLY!
-Torgo
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Offer some good pot instead.
-- Bridget
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Offer some good pot instead.
-- Bridget
That would require me to be in possession of marijuana....which I never have been, nor will I ever be (willingly). :-P
-Torgo
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Offer some good pot instead.
-- Bridget
That would require me to be in possession of marijuana....which I never have been, nor will I ever be (willingly). :-P
-Torgo
Deliver it in person. ;)
-- Bridget
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/me hands you some flea market kettle corn.
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So, I'm not above bribing women. Ask Melissa. :-P
Unfortunately, I have nothing of value to ofer. Again...ask Melissa.
So...with that being said...here's the worst contest ever....
I need attention. Manwich, Ian and Johnson always get it all. (Except for the Torgo love that Sara throws around the BBS...she rocks). I want some Shriner pics with pro-Torgo sayings on them. E-mail them to torgo@freetalklive.com and I'll post them here on the BBS (if there's nudity in the photos, it will NOT be edited out). I'll accept pics for two weeks, after that they will be posted, and voting will start. Whoever you BBS folk pick will be the winner and the new owner of the following package of amazing radio crap....
An advance copy of Stephen Lynch's new album "The Craigmachine" (http://www.stephenlynch.com)
A "Taste of the Goods" coffee mug (http://www.tasteofthegoods.com)
5 WTMY After Dark bumper stickers (Web site no longer active)
10 Free Talk Live promo cards to leave lying in random locations around town
A signed Torgo headshot
An unsigned Pablo Francisco headshot
So, if you'd like to win this package of FABULOUSly lackluster prizes, send your pro-Torgo shriner pic to torgo@freetalklive.com. Submission deadline 12:00am EST 10/24/2005
NOTE: This contest is for females (genetically speaking) ONLY!
-Torgo
Can I just have the signed Torgo headshot to wank to?
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Does it count that you have more pictures of me than probably anyone else on the planet, including my mother? :P
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NOTE: This contest is for females (genetically speaking) ONLY!
Ha hah! Fantastic!
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God damnit, who keeps deleting my posts?
By the way:
(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/snazzo/snazzhead.gif)
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God damnit, who keeps deleting my posts?
By the way:
(http://imghost.eatshirt.com/snazzo/snazzhead.gif)
Probably your mama because she's getting tired of your n00bie shit.
-- Bridget
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Does it count that you have more pictures of me than probably anyone else on the planet, including my mother? :P
Nope, because none of them have nifty signs that say wonderful things about me. I know you're overflowing with loving thoughts of Torgo...just put some down on paper and send me a pic, damn it! :-P
-Torgo
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Pfsh.
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Well, the contest is over. There will be no voting. Sara wins since she's the only one to send me a pic at all. It'll be going up on the Shrine soon (I'll forward it to Ian today). Sara, please send me an e-mail at torgo@freetalklive.com with your mailing address and your t-shirt size so I can send you your box of freebie radio crap. I've found another couple of joyful things that weren't on the original list. Yay for bonus items! :-P
-Torgo
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Oh she's so lucky! :P
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Well, the contest is over. There will be no voting. Sara wins since she's the only one to send me a pic at all. It'll be going up on the Shrine soon (I'll forward it to Ian today). Sara, please send me an e-mail at torgo@freetalklive.com with your mailing address and your t-shirt size so I can send you your box of freebie radio crap. I've found another couple of joyful things that weren't on the original list. Yay for bonus items! :-P
-Torgo
Haha, NICE.
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Does she have the honor of paying for shipping?
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Hahahahaha...that would make her the luckiest girl in the world! :lol:
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Haha. If I have to pay for shipping, I don't want it. I just bought a car.
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You mean you wouldn't rather have a bunch of shitty dated radio merchandise?!?!!? :lol:
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Hey, I love free stuff. But if I have to pay shipping, it isn't free. So that blows. Anyway, Torgo is too desperate for friends to make me pay for shipping. :P
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God, look how long ago this was. I still didn't get my crap.
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Knowing Torgo, it's probably still sitting in the middle of a room somewhere with no intention of being mailed. :P
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Someone get that man a Stamps.com free trial!
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Stephen Lynch rocks my socks... as does Craig Christ... I saw him in cleveland a few years ago and i about pissed my pants... i find the retard songs even funnier now that im actually working with them, sure i feel evil and like an asshole but hey funny is funny.
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Is Stephen Lynch the guy who sings "Retard Bus"?
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Yes, he is.
And seriously, I still don't have my stuff.
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hahahahahhaha :lol:
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I'm really tempted to go to Torgo's house and ship the stuff myself...because this is really getting to me. :lol:
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I'm really tempted to go to Torgo's house and ship the stuff myself...because this is really getting to me. :lol:
Do it, Lindsey. I'll love you forever. I should even get EXTRA stuff since I'm the only one who loves Torgo enough to send in my picture.
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Haha, I'll talk to him about it...and then show up at his house unannounced... :lol:
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Seriously, I'm dying inside because I have no Torgo headshot.
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You'll probably die on the outside once you get it. :lol:
Kidding...I know that was mean. :P
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No, I'll be happy, goddamnit! Every morning when I wake up, I check the mail to see if my swag came yet. And every morning it is not here, I shed a tear.
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Wow.. he abuses you like this, and you still respect him? He hasn't even bothered to post a reply. You're like a woman who keeps telling herself that her husband that beats her is still a good man!
Bad Torgo, bad!
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He only does it because he loves me!
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the swagless quote is funny as hell. :lol:
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This is how I feel. Very swagless and very, very sad.
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Bad Torgo! Lindsey, just sneak over and mail it yourself. And while you're there, find some random extra stuff from his place and just put it in the box. Oh yeah, and make sure that the extra stuff is REALLY expensive.
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He probably doesn't have anything really expensive. I could gank their XBoxes and send them to her, that's probably it. Or maybe the TiVo, but that's Johnson's. :P
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It's freakin' April. Has Sara gotten her stuff yet?
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I am suspecting not, we should call in on monday and embarass Torgo on-air.
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Where's my prize? :)