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Torgo

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Win shitty radio swag!
« on: October 09, 2005, 08:12:41 PM »

So, I'm not above bribing women.  Ask Melissa.  :-P

Unfortunately, I have nothing of value to ofer.  Again...ask Melissa.

So...with that being said...here's the worst contest ever....


I need attention.  Manwich, Ian and Johnson always get it all.  (Except for the Torgo love that Sara throws around the BBS...she rocks).  I want some Shriner pics with pro-Torgo sayings on them.  E-mail them to torgo@freetalklive.com and I'll post them here on the BBS (if there's nudity in the photos, it will NOT be edited out).  I'll accept pics for two weeks, after that they will be posted, and voting will start.  Whoever you BBS folk pick will be the winner and the new owner of the following package of amazing radio crap....

An advance copy of Stephen Lynch's new album "The Craigmachine"  (http://www.stephenlynch.com)
A "Taste of the Goods" coffee mug (http://www.tasteofthegoods.com)
5 WTMY After Dark bumper stickers (Web site no longer active)
10 Free Talk Live promo cards to leave lying in random locations around town
A signed Torgo headshot
An unsigned Pablo Francisco headshot

So, if you'd like to win this package of FABULOUSly lackluster prizes, send your pro-Torgo shriner pic to torgo@freetalklive.com.  Submission deadline 12:00am EST 10/24/2005


NOTE:  This contest is for females (genetically speaking) ONLY!


-Torgo
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ladyattis

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Re: Win shitty radio swag!
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2005, 08:15:02 PM »

Offer some good pot instead.

-- Bridget
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Re: Win shitty radio swag!
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2005, 08:20:06 PM »

Offer some good pot instead.

-- Bridget

That would require me to be in possession of marijuana....which I never have been, nor will I ever be (willingly).  :-P

-Torgo
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Re: Win shitty radio swag!
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2005, 08:20:32 PM »

Offer some good pot instead.

-- Bridget

That would require me to be in possession of marijuana....which I never have been, nor will I ever be (willingly).  :-P

-Torgo

Deliver it in person. ;)

-- Bridget
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Re: Win shitty radio swag!
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2005, 08:22:06 PM »

* bonerjoe hands you some flea market kettle corn.
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Re: Win shitty radio swag!
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2005, 08:34:12 PM »

So, I'm not above bribing women.  Ask Melissa.  :-P

Unfortunately, I have nothing of value to ofer.  Again...ask Melissa.

So...with that being said...here's the worst contest ever....


I need attention.  Manwich, Ian and Johnson always get it all.  (Except for the Torgo love that Sara throws around the BBS...she rocks).  I want some Shriner pics with pro-Torgo sayings on them.  E-mail them to torgo@freetalklive.com and I'll post them here on the BBS (if there's nudity in the photos, it will NOT be edited out).  I'll accept pics for two weeks, after that they will be posted, and voting will start.  Whoever you BBS folk pick will be the winner and the new owner of the following package of amazing radio crap....

An advance copy of Stephen Lynch's new album "The Craigmachine"  (http://www.stephenlynch.com)
A "Taste of the Goods" coffee mug (http://www.tasteofthegoods.com)
5 WTMY After Dark bumper stickers (Web site no longer active)
10 Free Talk Live promo cards to leave lying in random locations around town
A signed Torgo headshot
An unsigned Pablo Francisco headshot

So, if you'd like to win this package of FABULOUSly lackluster prizes, send your pro-Torgo shriner pic to torgo@freetalklive.com.  Submission deadline 12:00am EST 10/24/2005


NOTE:  This contest is for females (genetically speaking) ONLY!


-Torgo

Can I just have the signed Torgo headshot to wank to?
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Re: Win shitty radio swag!
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2005, 09:15:18 PM »

Does it count that you have more pictures of me than probably anyone else on the planet, including my mother?   :P
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« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2005, 10:42:10 PM »

NOTE:  This contest is for females (genetically speaking) ONLY!

Ha hah! Fantastic!
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Re: Win shitty radio swag!
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2005, 10:41:42 AM »

God damnit, who keeps deleting my posts?

By the way:

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« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2005, 10:42:19 AM »

God damnit, who keeps deleting my posts?

By the way:



Probably your mama because she's getting tired of your n00bie shit.

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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2005, 02:19:20 PM »

Does it count that you have more pictures of me than probably anyone else on the planet, including my mother?   :P

Nope, because none of them have nifty signs that say wonderful things about me.  I know you're overflowing with loving thoughts of Torgo...just put some down on paper and send me a pic, damn it!  :-P


-Torgo
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« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2005, 09:30:18 PM »

Pfsh.
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« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2005, 02:53:13 PM »

Well, the contest is over.  There will be no voting.  Sara wins since she's the only one to send me a pic at all.  It'll be going up on the Shrine soon (I'll forward it to Ian today).  Sara, please send me an e-mail at torgo@freetalklive.com with your mailing address and your t-shirt size so I can send you your box of freebie radio crap.  I've found another couple of joyful things that weren't on the original list.  Yay for bonus items!  :-P


-Torgo
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« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2005, 03:05:20 PM »

Oh she's so lucky!   :P
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« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2005, 05:56:02 PM »

Well, the contest is over.  There will be no voting.  Sara wins since she's the only one to send me a pic at all.  It'll be going up on the Shrine soon (I'll forward it to Ian today).  Sara, please send me an e-mail at torgo@freetalklive.com with your mailing address and your t-shirt size so I can send you your box of freebie radio crap.  I've found another couple of joyful things that weren't on the original list.  Yay for bonus items!  :-P


-Torgo

Haha, NICE.
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