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The Green Bastard

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Why Do I Prefer This To Porn
« on: June 08, 2011, 12:12:11 AM »

I just bought a new rig tonight (the red one on the left. It is the first non-black guitar I've bought in years.)



I feel more intriqued by this axe than I have ever been intrigued by a crush toward the opposite sex.

Is this odd? I'm not in to cockandnutz, I find women sexually appealing, but damn, I really do prefer the red guitar above... The shape of the headstock.... ohhh mamaa. This has been a long time coming :)

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME... and HOW CAN I FIX IT
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Re: Why Do I Prefer This To Porn
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2011, 12:16:26 AM »

Beautiful Les Paul!!!   :D

It's not a Lite is it?

What year is she?
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Re: Why Do I Prefer This To Porn
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2011, 12:23:04 AM »

Beautiful Les Paul!!!   :D

It's not a Lite is it?

What year is she?
It's a re-issue :) but it is the first Gibson LP i've ever owned. Ohh mama....it still has a punch unlike anything I've ever played. I thought I was in love with the Hagstrom, but this Gibson might make me drink the cool-aid. :) I'm not sure if I'm totally sold on the heavy mids on the p90s but it's growning on me. You see, the bad part about this is, now I have to start practicing more so I can play worthy of a LP.

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Re: Why Do I Prefer This To Porn
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2011, 12:39:42 AM »

You see, the bad part about this is, now I have to start practicing more so I can play worthy of a LP :)

A vicious cycle ending in rock stardom.... Truly horrendous! LOL  :lol:
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Re: Why Do I Prefer This To Porn
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2011, 12:48:24 AM »

A vicious cycle ending in rock stardom.... Truly horrendous! LOL  :lol:

The next band asked me to read this.... "Stick around if you don' t mind some cream in your jeans"
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Re: Why Do I Prefer This To Porn
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2011, 01:34:02 AM »

Its awesome - wish you'd post some mp3's of some of your licks!
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Re: Why Do I Prefer This To Porn
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2011, 08:12:02 AM »

It's an extension of your dick and you love your dick more then you love women.  You need your dick to fully love a woman, after all.

That's my layman's psychoanalysis, anyway.

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Re: Why Do I Prefer This To Porn
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2011, 01:02:42 PM »

It's an extension of your dick and you love your dick more then you love women.  You need your dick to fully love a woman, after all.

That's my layman's psychoanalysis, anyway.

This seemed oddly applicable...
(NSFW, as with the post it's a response to, but it has unsafe audio.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_e3PVBx0N0
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Re: Why Do I Prefer This To Porn
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2011, 01:52:47 PM »

Sounds like someone is watching sub-standard pr0n.  High quality fucked up gonzo pr0n beats the shit out of a guitar - unless you are using the guitar to score actual chicks.
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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2011, 02:01:07 PM »

Sounds like someone is watching sub-standard pr0n.  High quality fucked up gonzo pr0n beats the shit out of a guitar - unless you are using the guitar to score actual chicks.

Isn't that what guitars are for?

And why do drummers always get the hottest chicks?
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Re: Why Do I Prefer This To Porn
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2011, 07:33:22 PM »

Before you go and get all sold on one type of LP, you should try playing a LP Studio. Not too much growl, just enough when you want it.

Sorta like a cross between a Strat and a standard LP in their sound. They are solid body, cept for the hollow channels cut out inside the thing, similar to the way a Bose sound system gives a full sound without having to be ridiculously huge.  Very versatile piece of machinery.

I like em alot.
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Re: Why Do I Prefer This To Porn
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2011, 08:05:23 PM »

I think you prefer the guitar because metal is sex transformed into music.
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