how much to get a picture of me on your arm?
A hundred grand, you could get a portrait the size of a playing card.
Is that price up for negotiation, if it's a different person?
I'd let you sign my arm on a tequila bender, just to prove you did.
But the portrait is non-negotiable, sorry.
I think portrait tattoos are a really bad idea. Would take far more than $100k to let someone add a portrait of anyone to my skin.
As for signing, I'm curious... which one of us would be on the tequila bender?
Well, I see it this way: I could use a hundred grand, cash money on the barrel head. Thats some serious coin. I'd have creative control over the portrait. I could just fill in around it with whatever else I want, maybe I'd include it in a totem pole.
The signature,
we'd have to get bleary on tequila. If we survive, you get to sign the arm. If I don't survive, you still get to sign the arm, but also get to keep it.
My in-house counsel is making emphatic, negative gestures. He's such a pussy.