I vote Sutton-style. |
Brian Blessed Style |
However, I do not see how this qualifies as "Promoting Liberty" |
[...] I have not shaved in some 2 weeks, and I can tell that my bosses want to say something about it, but they don't dare, because when modern man stops shaving, he is either on the verge of some great discovery, or about to commit the act of cold-blooded murder.
The only beard to grow is the "slacker" beard, that is, simply not bothering to shave. No style ... no nothing....just hair. I have not shaved in some 2 weeks, and I can tell that my bosses want to say something about it, but they don't dare, because when modern man stops shaving, he is either on the verge of some great discovery, or about to commit the act of cold-blooded murder.
That's quite a collection of patriotic picture frames.
That's quite a collection of patriotic picture frames.
Isn't it though. It's a really nice place, well furnished room w/ well stocked bar, pool table, poker table and more. HUGE fucking flatscreens everywhere. I dare not tell the owner what I think of ... well .... anything. He's wiring my house and I'm doing all kinds of work on his and staying in a guest room 1/3 of the time.
I was wondering who was going to comment on those.
p.s. I try hard to look tough in my pics.
p.s. I try hard to look tough in my pics.
why?
p.s. I try hard to look tough in my pics.
why?
I have issues.
Not really, I'm just kinda making fun of how i look in this picture.
p.s. I try hard to look tough in my pics.
why?
I have issues.
Not really, I'm just kinda making fun of how i look in this picture.
He doesn't know that you're a vato loco...
What is this called?
(http://wiki.freetalklive.com/images/4/48/Weird_beard.jpg)
What is this called?
(http://wiki.freetalklive.com/images/4/48/Weird_beard.jpg)
Ghey.
p.s. I try hard to look tough in my pics.
why?
I have issues.
Not really, I'm just kinda making fun of how i look in this picture.
He doesn't know that you're a vato loco...
lOs LoCoS kIcK YoUr AsS,
lOs LoCoS kIcK YoUr FaCe,
lOs LoCoS kIcK YoUr BaLlS iN tO oUtEr SPAAAACE!!!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rxlidAR3Fw
Los Locos related video: All men must know how to dance to this kind of music....Check out the way these fine chicas se mueven!
Dancing well is how I met my wife. 8)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P4ibt0dS20&eurl=http://bbs.freetalklive.com/index.php?action=post;quote=508380;topic=26931.15;num_replies=26;sesc=75551d09&feature=player_embedded
wait till it gets mad itchy and your lips chap
wait till it gets mad itchy and your lips chap
Wait, is this some sort of a blowjob joke?
What is this called?
(http://wiki.freetalklive.com/images/4/48/Weird_beard.jpg)
Here is what an example of what a true "slacker beard" looks like:
NOTE: This "beard" currently belongs to me, and only I get to decide how and when this "beard" will be dealt with:
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1725/beardsaysdc7.jpg)
Don't ask me "How long have you been growing it?" ...cuz I don't remember, since there are other more important things that occupy my mind, right now. Let the record show that not a single thing has been done to this "beard". Most beard-growing queers will shave the neck part off, but Mother Nature abhors that sort of thing!
Hmm, maybe I wouldn't shave just yet.
Got any "I'm going through chemo" beard pics, I'm having trouble visualizing that.
A ZZ Top Beard:
(http://buriedplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/zztoplegs.jpg)
Yeah, drummers are weird. :roll:
And Beard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Beard_(musician)) is his last name!
Yeah, drummers are weird. :roll:
And Beard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Beard_(musician)) is his last name!
pretty sure i already brought this up
Ew, carpet! Chicks shouldwaxget a Brazilian wax.
Ew, carpet! Chicks shouldwaxget a Brazilian wax.
FTFY
Yeah, drummers are weird. :roll:
And Beard (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Beard_(musician)) is his last name!
pretty sure i already brought this up
he reiterated it for those who have you on ignore.
Ew, carpet! Chicks shouldwaxget a Brazilian wax.
FTFY
Dude...you get a Brazilian wax and then tell me all chicks should do it. Plus what chick is that hairy (besides swimsuit models) that you would even notice it?
and pls. no pics of hairy taints needed. I have a vivid imagination, I have just never seen a pussy/ass combo in that bad of shape.
Ew, carpet! Chicks shouldwaxget a Brazilian wax.
FTFY
Dude...you get a Brazilian wax and then tell me all chicks should do it. Plus what chick is that hairy (besides swimsuit models) that you would even notice it?
and pls. no pics of hairy taints needed. I have a vivid imagination, I have just never seen a pussy/ass combo in that bad of shape.
From a man's perspective, you can notice it visually during sex. But that is not the main advantage. Sex is just WAY smoother for the man and woman. Both of us were amazed at how much better it felt.
It is kinda like having a lot of lube vs. none at all. With a lot of lube, everything is all slippery slapperey and the sensation is enhanced. Similarly, Brazilian vs. non is much better.
Give it a shot. You may be surprised at how much you like it.
Ew, carpet! Chicks shouldwaxget a Brazilian wax.
FTFY
Dude...you get a Brazilian wax and then tell me all chicks should do it. Plus what chick is that hairy (besides swimsuit models) that you would even notice it?
and pls. no pics of hairy taints needed. I have a vivid imagination, I have just never seen a pussy/ass combo in that bad of shape.
From a man's perspective, you can notice it visually during sex. But that is not the main advantage. Sex is just WAY smoother for the man and woman. Both of us were amazed at how much better it felt.
It is kinda like having a lot of lube vs. none at all. With a lot of lube, everything is all slippery slapperey and the sensation is enhanced. Similarly, Brazilian vs. non is much better.
Give it a shot. You may be surprised at how much you like it.
Does your wife know that you discuss your anal adventures with her on an internet forum with a bunch of strangers?
Who said anything about anal? I'm not into that at all.
Or my wife?
I'm speaking from experience to help you all out, if you have never tried it.
Get off mah back! :P
Who said anything about anal? I'm not into that at all.
Or my wife?
I'm speaking from experience to help you all out, if you have never tried it.
Get off mah back! :P
Ummm.....a Brazilian is a wax that removes the hair around a woman's anal area. I assumed that the sex you're having is with your wife, but I guess I shouldn't have.
What would it be called if you just got waxed around the vaginal opening? A bikini? That doesn't sound right. But again I could be wrong.
What would it be called if you just got waxed around the vaginal opening? A bikini? That doesn't sound right. But again I could be wrong.
I guess, but I don't know why the hell you'd do that since an electric razor can accomplish exactly the same thing, without the pain and without giving someone a lot of money.
Further subgroups
Further subgroups have been proposed by Anthropologist Desmond Morris, while referring to inconsistency in nomenclature:[15]
* The Bikini Line: This is the least extreme form. All pubic hair covered by the bikini is left in place. Only straggling hairs on either side are removed, so that none are visible when a bikini with high-cut sides is being worn.
* The Full Bikini: Only a small amount of hair is left, on the Mount of Venus (the mons pubis)
* The European: All pubic hair is removed 'except for a small patch on the mound'.
* The Triangle: All pubic hair is removed except for a sharply trimmed triangle with the central, lower point aimed at the top of the genitals. It has been described as 'an arrowhead pointing the way to pleasure'.
* The Moustache: Everything is removed except for a wide, rectangular patch just above the hood at the top of the genital slit. This is sometimes called 'The Hitler's Moustache', sometimes 'Chaplin's Moustache'.
* The Heart: The main pubic tuft is shaped into a heart symbol and may be dyed pink. This is a popular style for St. Valentine's Day, presented as an erotic surprise to a sexual partner.
* The Landing Strip: The central hair is trimmed into a narrow vertical strip and all other pubic hair is removed. This has become popular with models who must wear garments of an extreme narrowness in the crotch region.
* The Playboy Strip: Everything is removed except for a long, narrow rectangle of hair, 4 cm (1 1/2 inches) wide.
* The Brazilian: This is the most famous of the new styles but there is some confusion about its exact form. To some it is the same as the Landing Strip, leaving only a 'vertical stripe of hair', while to others it signifies the removal of all pubic hair. However, it differs from the traditional landing strip in that it also incorporates removal of hair from the labia, the perineum, and the anal cleft area around the anus.
* The Sphynx: This is unambiguously the 'everything off' style, leaving a completely hairless pubic region. The name is derived from that of a naked breed of cat from Canada. The smooth-skinned, hairless Sphynx Cat was a genetic oddity discovered in Toronto in 1966. Some salons refer to 'the Sphynx' as 'the Hollywood'.