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UNIX beard.
- 3 (12%)
Anarchobeard.
- 8 (32%)
Bear'd.
- 1 (4%)
{b}EAR{d}
- 0 (0%)
Kikenbeardersteinerbergbeardenger.
- 1 (4%)
Just stop fucking shaving and see.
- 12 (48%)

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AntonLee

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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2009, 08:08:05 AM »

wait till it gets mad itchy and your lips chap
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Alex Libman

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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2009, 09:21:34 AM »

Looking forward to it.
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2009, 10:23:38 AM »

wait till it gets mad itchy and your lips chap

lips chap?
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2009, 01:19:43 PM »

wait till it gets mad itchy and your lips chap

If your lips start to chap...Yer doing it wrong.
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Alex Libman

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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2009, 01:47:34 PM »

Wait, is this some sort of a blowjob joke?
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2009, 05:03:59 PM »

Wait, is this some sort of a blowjob joke?


Not if you have the right cum-catcher grown.
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2009, 06:39:47 PM »

What is this called?




UBER GAY
makes freddy mercury look like john wayne
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Riddler

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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2009, 06:43:15 PM »

billy gibbons/dusty hill...now those niggas got beard....& frank beard, the drummer.....who doesn't have a what?
z.z. man............................
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Riddler

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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2009, 09:38:13 AM »

Here is what an example of what a true "slacker beard" looks like:

NOTE: This "beard" currently belongs to me, and only I get to decide how and when this "beard" will be dealt with:



Don't ask me "How long have you been growing it?" ...cuz I don't remember, since there are other more important things that occupy my mind, right now. Let the record show that not a single thing has been done to this "beard". Most beard-growing queers will shave the neck part off, but Mother Nature abhors that sort of thing!

fuck that.
not trimming makes you look like a homeless, child molesting, appalachian cousin-fucker
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Alex Libman

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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #39 on: February 10, 2009, 10:01:37 AM »

That does it, I'm shaving as soon as I get home tonight.  :lol:
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Riddler

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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #40 on: February 10, 2009, 10:05:55 AM »

some guys (not saying you are def. one of them) can't grow a full beard to save their life.
they get that, "i'm going through chemo"- splotchy facial hair thing, missing in spots.....
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Alex Libman

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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2009, 06:01:37 PM »

Hmm, maybe I wouldn't shave just yet.

Got any "I'm going through chemo" beard pics, I'm having trouble visualizing that.
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2009, 06:04:42 PM »

Hmm, maybe I wouldn't shave just yet.

Got any "I'm going through chemo" beard pics, I'm having trouble visualizing that.

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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2009, 09:11:15 PM »

I only get those way down on my neck, but I generally keep that area shaved anyhow.
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2009, 06:02:37 PM »

A ZZ Top Beard:
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