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UNIX beard.
- 3 (12%)
Anarchobeard.
- 8 (32%)
Bear'd.
- 1 (4%)
{b}EAR{d}
- 0 (0%)
Kikenbeardersteinerbergbeardenger.
- 1 (4%)
Just stop fucking shaving and see.
- 12 (48%)

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Alex Libman

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What kind of beard should I grow?
« on: January 24, 2009, 11:52:32 PM »

Inspirations:

  • The two minutes one spends shaving could instead be spent hating the government.

  • "Shaving was a custom of the Macedonian military, taken over by Hellenic and Roman society. From then on the beard becomes a philosophical status symbol, a sign of non-conformism." -- Peter Sloterdijk

  • "I have not explanation for this, but most libertarians I know have some form of facial hair."  -- some fucktarded blogger


  • See here - (sorry the pictures on my domain are down).
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2009, 11:55:53 PM »

Anything but one of those "neckbeards".

I vote Sutton-style.
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2009, 11:59:37 PM »

I just stopped shaving.

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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2009, 12:01:11 AM »

Brian Blessed Style



However, I do not see how this qualifies as "Promoting Liberty"
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2009, 12:27:22 AM »

I vote Sutton-style.

I could pull that off, but good things take time.  I probably should look into overalls too, but the Russian hat stays.


Brian Blessed Style

Too... kingly...


However, I do not see how this qualifies as "Promoting Liberty"

You know how in Orwell's 1984 Winston Smith is always trying to find black market razor blades?  Symbolism, man!  I think after condoms and neckties, shaving is the most oppressing habit imposed upon the modern male!  :lol:
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2009, 12:31:32 AM »

You should grow a short boxed beard. I'm rocking one right now, and that means it is the best. For everyone.
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2009, 12:47:27 AM »

Or he just wanted to let his beard grow.  :P
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2009, 05:22:55 AM »

super foomanchu. . .or retarded.

Grow a van dyke.
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2009, 06:14:59 AM »

[...]  I have not shaved in some 2 weeks, and I can tell that my bosses want to say something about it, but they don't dare, because when modern man stops shaving, he is either on the verge of some great discovery, or about to commit the act of cold-blooded murder.

Wow, I'm inspired!  I shall call mine the "I hate the government more than I want to live" beard!
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2009, 06:15:56 AM »


That guy looks like he just gave analingus to a leprechaun covered in chimney soot.  
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2009, 07:38:36 AM »


     this.................

                         
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2009, 04:20:52 PM »

The only beard to grow is the "slacker" beard, that is, simply not bothering to shave. No style ... no nothing....just hair. I have not shaved in some 2 weeks, and I can tell that my bosses want to say something about it, but they don't dare, because when modern man stops shaving, he is either on the verge of some great discovery, or about to commit the act of cold-blooded murder.

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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2009, 11:20:53 PM »

I trim occasionally with the shortest attachment on my beard trimmer.  This is about as freshly shaven as I get, even when I wear a suit.

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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2009, 07:22:29 PM »

Goatee.
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Re: What kind of beard should I grow?
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2009, 07:37:14 PM »

That's quite a collection of patriotic picture frames. 
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