What is your favorite free porn site?

[Lindsey]

That's the story of my life.  But no matter how much diet and EXERCISE goes on, not everybody can look like those girls.   

I wonder if they're afraid people they know will see them.  That would make me kind of wary of doing something like that.  Your friends would never look at you the same way again...

[Puke]

It does make you wonder.
Shit, I wonder if anyone on this BBS will recognize me.
I'm a very secretive kind of guy.

[Lindsey]

Note to self:  Keep clothes on when on film.

[Puke]

Why are you standing on film?

[Lindsey]

I stand on film whenever I get liquored up.   

[Puke]

Shhh, you're not old enough to sy that!

[Lindsey]

What's your point?  The feds will never find the proof.   

[Puke]

They have cameras in the sewer!
The vomit is their proof.

[Lindsey]

The tape of the vomit isn't the one I'm worried about.   

[Puke]

Secrets?

[Lindsey]

Of course!  Who doesn't have secrets?

[Puke]

The dead!

[Lindsey]

They have secrets...that they've taken to their grave.   

[Driven]

I don't know.  You never really see good looking men with ugly women.  I think women are more accepting of men that don't look like models, for some reason.  Although, it is kind of funny to see a really attractive woman claiming she's in love with some guy that really was born to be on the radio...

Like Shannon Elizabeth and that troll she recently divorced.  Hmmm....good looking men with ugly women.  I'll have to think about it, and look into it.  I can't think of any off the top of my head.

[Driven]

They have cameras in the sewer!
The vomit is their proof.

Not to mention that your TV is watching you back!!