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The Green Bastard

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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2010, 11:09:49 PM »
IT Consultant
Vocals and rhythm guitar in punk band
Handyman
Classic car restoration
Masturbation
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #46 on: October 19, 2010, 12:32:27 AM »
I'm everyone's ballon bitch, bitches!   :x
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #47 on: October 20, 2010, 09:44:17 AM »
I am a midget professional strongman. I tear matchbooks in half, bend paper clips, and lift two pugs over my head at THE SAME TIME!

This is my assistant:

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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #48 on: October 20, 2010, 10:35:36 AM »
I've been being paid to listen to podcasts for 8 hours a day for the past 6 years. Unfortunately my building is being shut down next year. Time to get a real job.
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #49 on: October 20, 2010, 11:31:57 AM »
Quote from: inane on October 20, 2010, 10:35:36 AM
I've been being paid to listen to podcasts for 8 hours a day for the past 6 years. Unfortunately my building is being shut down next year. Time to get a real job.

NSA is cost-cutting? Who knew.
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #50 on: October 20, 2010, 05:29:58 PM »
Quote from: ciscokid1024 on October 20, 2010, 09:44:17 AM
I am a midget professional strongman. I tear matchbooks in half, bend paper clips, and lift two pugs over my head at THE SAME TIME!

This is my assistant:





i'd lift those pugs...
what are they.....c cups?
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #51 on: October 29, 2010, 04:02:05 AM »
I am Mr. Kotter.


In work related news, I am no longer allowed to refer to the police as "pigs" as per the request of the principal.
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #52 on: October 29, 2010, 08:58:12 AM »
I am a spy.  Before this I was a rodeo clown.
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #53 on: October 29, 2010, 12:58:43 PM »
I am not a doctor but pretend I've played one on TV.
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #54 on: October 30, 2010, 09:10:48 AM »
Quote from: doomed on October 29, 2010, 08:58:12 AM
I am a spy.  Before this I was a rodeo clown.



no....i bet you are still a clown
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #55 on: October 30, 2010, 02:28:10 PM »
Have decided that, in addition to eating bonbons & watching daytime television, I will also build friendly recreations of execution devices and catapults for my own amusement.
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #56 on: October 30, 2010, 02:50:43 PM »
On weekends, my job is finding homes for recently skinned baby seals.

Anyone need a hairless baby seal? They dont shed much.
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