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Riddler

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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2010, 08:17:24 PM »
i'm a doctor
i'm a lawyer
i'm a movie star
i'm an astronaut & i own this bar
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2010, 08:22:46 PM »
Quote from: Dragline on October 12, 2010, 08:17:24 PM
i'm a doctor
i'm a lawyer
i'm a movie star
i'm an astronaut & i own this bar

Hey doc, I got this cheese-like stuff growin on my nuts. I need you to take a sample and send it to the lab.

Also, I'll take a Glenlivet............ neat
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2010, 09:39:42 PM »
I'm a consultant and private Big Brother.
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2010, 09:49:17 PM »
I fix and improve houses, and strip malls, and office buildings and recently I've built a few decks.
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Bill Brasky

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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2010, 10:00:00 PM »
Quote from: John Shaw on October 12, 2010, 12:49:47 AM
Quote from: Drifter on October 12, 2010, 12:37:01 AM
I don't have a birdhouse in my soul.

You should probably build a little one and come full circle with us.



mAYBE i'M NOT WRONG.

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Riddler

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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #35 on: October 13, 2010, 10:07:25 PM »
Quote from: quickmike on October 12, 2010, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: Dragline on October 12, 2010, 08:17:24 PM
i'm a doctor
i'm a lawyer
i'm a movie star
i'm an astronaut & i own this bar

Hey doc, I got this cheese-like stuff growin on my nuts. I need you to take a sample and send it to the lab.

Also, I'll take a Glenlivet............ neat


pour the scotch on your ball-sack n' call me in the morning.
that'll be $75 for the dr. advice n' $8.50 for the scotch
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #36 on: October 13, 2010, 11:02:32 PM »
Quote from: Dragline on October 13, 2010, 10:07:25 PM
Quote from: quickmike on October 12, 2010, 08:22:46 PM
Quote from: Dragline on October 12, 2010, 08:17:24 PM
i'm a doctor
i'm a lawyer
i'm a movie star
i'm an astronaut & i own this bar

Hey doc, I got this cheese-like stuff growin on my nuts. I need you to take a sample and send it to the lab.

Also, I'll take a Glenlivet............ neat


pour the scotch on your ball-sack n' call me in the morning.
that'll be $75 for the dr. advice n' $8.50 for the scotch
lol

you need to stick to lawyerin'
« Last Edit: October 13, 2010, 11:10:34 PM by quickmike »
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2010, 11:13:04 PM »
business to business help desk support.  I call it IT, but really it's just staring at two monitors for 10 hours a night
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #38 on: October 14, 2010, 04:57:19 AM »
Anal bleacher.
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #39 on: October 14, 2010, 08:31:12 PM »
I'm a Mac. 
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Riddler

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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #40 on: October 14, 2010, 09:57:42 PM »
I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #41 on: October 15, 2010, 02:55:07 PM »
I manually masterbate lab animals for a living.
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Bill Brasky

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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2010, 11:52:08 PM »
I start out fucking your wife and/or mother with a rake, while the dog bites the genitalia off three darling children, whom I've sired from my own loins, and are now covered head to toe in shit. 

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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2010, 02:42:23 AM »
Quote from: Joanna on October 14, 2010, 04:57:19 AM
Anal bleacher.

I still can't get over the fact that is a real procedure. :lol:
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Re: What do you do for a living.
« Reply #44 on: October 18, 2010, 10:43:57 PM »
Currently, nothing. I'm running on savings fumes for now. But within a couple of weeks I will be launching my career as a publisher of independent art, music, and writing.
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