What are your fetishes

[alaric89]

Is female ejaculation a fetish because I like making my wife do that.

If making women extremely happy in bed is a fetish, lord help us all.

A little while ago female ejaculation porn was declared illegal in Australia

What the fuck for?  Who do they think they're protecting-- the bed linens? 

Call me ignorant if you want, but I have only seen that female ejaculation once (I was giving head to a chick and a small spray spurted out when she came) and it wasn't a huge fountain like in porn. Is that shit sometimes for real? Can most women learn to do that?
Of all the porn types to make illegal you would think that type would be pretty low on the scale, but it helps prove my theory that prudish statist hate female orgasm more than anything.

[Rillion]

Call me ignorant if you want, but I have only seen that female ejaculation once (I was giving head to a chick and a small spray spurted out when she came) and it wasn't a huge fountain like in porn. Is that shit sometimes for real? Can most women learn to do that?

I don't think it's a skill.      

Everything I've read suggests that:

a) Most women can't do it, and those who can do it only can given the right circumstances, and
b) Sometimes there is a lot of volume.  I don't know about "fountains," but apparently some women produce so much that it soaks the sheets, so they have to buy something like this. 

Of all the porn types to make illegal you would think that type would be pretty low on the scale, but it helps prove my theory that prudish statist hate female orgasm more than anything.

When phallic sex toys were banned in Texas, I thought it must be because government types hate the idea of women getting off with toys rather than men:

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But maybe you're right and they're just against women getting off, period. 

[alaric89]

That Texas law makes my blood boil. As a expat its one of those world knowing stupid ass things that is just embarrassing for a American.
I don't know about dildos, but me and my wife like vibrators. I have little respect for someone who gets jealous of a damn tool.

[Rillion]

That Texas law makes my blood boil. As a expat its one of those world knowing stupid ass things that is just embarrassing for a American.
I don't know about dildos, but me and my wife like vibrators. I have little respect for someone who gets jealous of a damn tool.

If you didn't, really do watch that video.  It's bizarre, hilarious, and incredibly disturbing at the same time. 

First of all, because I am mentally 12 the continuing references to the "penal code" in this context make me laugh. 

But also, it's just boggling to watch the proceedings from the Texas state house.  If you're embarrassed to even read the legislation you want to introduce....perhaps you shouldn't be introducing it?  Perhaps people's private sexual practices are none of your business? 

It just gets more and more surreal as it goes on.  Hanging people for anal sex?  Really?  Especially amongst opposite sex partners if they're married, because married people would never want to do that?  Really? 

The video is from 1993, but the Texas state GOP has recently adopted a policy for their platform that they want to re-instate a ban against sodomy.    Never mind that it was declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court in 2003 in response to a case coming from Texas, meaning that any attempt to re-create such legislation would be an incredible waste of time and money.  They don't seem to be bright enough to comprehend that their social conservatism stabs their fiscal conservatism in the back. 

I miss Molly Ivins.  An unabashed liberal, but a clever, witty, cunning lady. 

[Diogenes The Cynic]

I have a thing for hot chicks.

[alaric89]

That Texas law makes my blood boil. As a expat its one of those world knowing stupid ass things that is just embarrassing for a American.
I don't know about dildos, but me and my wife like vibrators. I have little respect for someone who gets jealous of a damn tool.

If you didn't, really do watch that video.  It's bizarre, hilarious, and incredibly disturbing at the same time. 

First of all, because I am mentally 12 the continuing references to the "penal code" in this context make me laugh. 

But also, it's just boggling to watch the proceedings from the Texas state house.  If you're embarrassed to even read the legislation you want to introduce....perhaps you shouldn't be introducing it?  Perhaps people's private sexual practices are none of your business? 

It just gets more and more surreal as it goes on.  Hanging people for anal sex?  Really?  Especially amongst opposite sex partners if they're married, because married people would never want to do that?  Really? 

The video is from 1993, but the Texas state GOP has recently adopted a policy for their platform that they want to re-instate a ban against sodomy.    Never mind that it was declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court in 2003 in response to a case coming from Texas, meaning that any attempt to re-create such legislation would be an incredible waste of time and money.  They don't seem to be bright enough to comprehend that their social conservatism stabs their fiscal conservatism in the back. 

I miss Molly Ivins.  An unabashed liberal, but a clever, witty, cunning lady. 

Watched the video. Wow. I have nothing to add to your critic on it except that the dusjbag that read the bill was a great argument to break the NAP. I mean what else do you do with that sort of fascist idiot. 1-.....2-.......10 ok I feel better.....
Back on topic. I started shaving my balls, but I don't get any kick or anything I just like to get head and ....that's the deal. What do you call it if you do something fetishy for your partner and not really for yourself?
I wouldn't consider a person who is in love with a masochist a sadist if he just pretends to be bossy just get tail. Fake fetisherperson?
Back off topic. If I go to Texas right now and shower in a public pool or gym and one of those self loathing in the closet self righteous pricks asks me why I shave my balls can I scream," why are you looking at my cock you faggot!" and kick his ass?

[Rillion]

What do you call it if you do something fetishy for your partner and not really for yourself?

GGG -- good, giving, and game.

[hellbilly]

Puffy nipples.

picky, picky...

Perky perky!

That's my thing dude, dunno why.

A girlfriend of mine would sometimes "gush", but not squirt like the gals in porn seem to. All the sudden sometimes "whoosshhh". I was GGG about it, didn't do anything to turn me on but it never bothered me either.

[alaric89]

GGG, awesome I shall start using (and understanding) the reference right away.
If Somebody hadn't just explained it I would have thought Mr. Billy was into German bukake.
I love learning new stuff.

[hellbilly]

"German Goo Girls" is what I thought the GGG was for in the German vids.. but yeah, I like that stuff too.

-not participatory though, particularly as the cum catcher!

[Terror Australis]

Is female ejaculation a fetish because I like making my wife do that.

If making women extremely happy in bed is a fetish, lord help us all.

A little while ago female ejaculation porn was declared illegal in Australia

What the fuck for?  Who do they think they're protecting-- the bed linens? 

Call me ignorant if you want, but I have only seen that female ejaculation once (I was giving head to a chick and a small spray spurted out when she came) and it wasn't a huge fountain like in porn. Is that shit sometimes for real? Can most women learn to do that?
Of all the porn types to make illegal you would think that type would be pretty low on the scale, but it helps prove my theory that prudish statist hate female orgasm more than anything.

Its called the G spot.Certain positions during sex stimulate it 
Female Ejaculation is considered urination by the thugs in charge.I just think they are jealous and wouldn't know how to make a real woman happy.

[dalebert]

A guy being really submissive and working really hard to please me, letting me tie him up and use him, stuph like that.  Is that a fetish though or just being selfish and narcissist?  The watersports incident I described was with a guy like that.  He was a very kinky sub who said he liked that and I happily obliged.

We never did take a moment during the show to define a fetish, which I meant to do.  As I understand, it isn't really a fetish until you're obsessed enough with it that you need it to get off.  I can thoroughly enjoy vanilla sex if I like a guy a lot so I don't know if I can claim a domination fetish.  I do fantasize about it though and have dabbled, as you can tell by my frequent mention of my search for a "houseboy".

[alaric89]

A guy being really submissive and working really hard to please me, letting me tie him up and use him, stuph like that.  Is that a fetish though or just being selfish and narcissist?  The watersports incident I described was with a guy like that.  He was a very kinky sub who said he liked that and I happily obliged.

We never did take a moment during the show to define a fetish, which I meant to do.  As I understand, it isn't really a fetish until you're obsessed enough with it that you need it to get off.  I can thoroughly enjoy vanilla sex if I like a guy a lot so I don't know if I can claim a domination fetish.  I do fantasize about it though and have dabbled, as you can tell by my frequent mention of my search for a "houseboy".

If you must have it to get off, a fetish by your definition is pretty rare. That is more a obsession.
I think I'll stick with "sexual acts that are out of the ordinary" or this thread will be awfully short and weird.

[atomiccat]

Lolita

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolita_fashion

[Alex Libman]

Nowadays what I like to do is go without masturbation as long as I can stand it and then dry-hump a mattress at night while not thinking about anything sexual, attentively listening to C source code being played on a text-to-speech engine, and begging for Allah to smite me and burn me in hell for this(it's a "psychologically sandboxed" mental exercise).  Dry-humping inanimate objects is like my beans, vegetables, and water diet - very bland, but it fulfills your minimal needs and you get used to it after a while.  Another method of dry-humping I've discovered is a variation on an exercise where you lay down on your back on a very thick mat, put a very thick pillow on your lap, put two 65lb dumbbells on the pillow so that the pressure is directly over your privates, holding the backs of the dumbbells like cowgirl buttocks, and lift your buttocks a couple inches off the ground, up and down.  This works pretty much every muscle in your lower body, depending on the position of your legs, as well as your lower back.