Motherfucker. I'm about to take a couple of shots of vodka. I just opened the e-mail from my regional with the sales plan for December. No fucking way, niggers.
I guess they haven't figured out that there is a recession?
Probably more like an excuse not to pay you comission.
Ugh. They set the goal at 82% of November to earn your commission in December. Tomorrow's my last chance, and I don't think even with the offer of sexual favors on the table that I could pull down $1600 to get there.
It's gonna be a pretty sad Christmas. If I were making commission, I'd be making at LEAST $200 extra next month for doing the exact same thing I'll be doing anyway.
But no...one of the VPs leaves voicemails every day, and half of them end with "THERE'S NO RECESSION AT SUNGLASS HUT". Each time I die a little bit on the inside.