What are you drinking tonight?

[Porcupine_in_MA]

GOD DAMMIT MATTHEW NOW I NEED CHOCOLATE MILKS.

Like this?

mmmmmmmm

[Lindsey]

I can just imagine the look on your face when they all yell "HI MATTHEW!"   

Imagine the surprise when I tell them that I believe AA is bullshit and that no one needs to give up power to anyone and that you need to take responsibility for your own choices..

"Yeah I'm a chocoholic and I'm staying that way bitches!! I'm a freeman and my life is my own now!"

Lovely.   

[Sam Gunn (since nobody got Admiral Naismith)]

I'm drinking Blueberry Smirnoff and Pabst Genuine Draft tonight. 

[Lindsey]

For some reason, I figure it would be really easy to meet chicks in a small town. I've never lived in a small town, so I'm just speculating, here.

It is.  However, you quickly realize the number of hot chicks per capita. 

A town of four thousand, half are men.  Thats two thousand women.  Half are over 40.  Thats 1000.  250 would be one fourth of that, which is where your ten year over/under would occur, meaning if you are 26, 250 would be between 21 and 31. 

Of those 250, 80% are probably taken.  maybe more.  That means fifty single women might exist in your approximate age range.  Of those fifty, the hot ones are more than likely nearly non-existent. 

So, there may be ten or fewer available relatively decent looking women in a town of 4000 people. 

Good luck meeting one. 

Also, it's easy to run through them all quickly.  That would suck. 

[BonerJoe]

Its very much like 250 of the the Kid Rock character in Joe Dirt

LOL, I didn't realize that was actually him until just now.

[Lindsey]

Nah.  Can't run through 'em if you can't find 'em.  Its like the sighting of the unicorn.  Small towns, you've got two bars, a mini mart, a diner, a library, couple odds-n-ends. 

Know who scores pussy in small towns?  Cops.  Or the other end of the spectrum, the guy with the weed.  If you're neither one of those, you've gotta be Joe Personality, because theres an equal number of guys, as I previously explained with the numbers, except they're always out there competing for those five chicks. 

Its very much like 250 of the the Kid Rock character in Joe Dirt, all after one Brandy. 

That's horrifying. 

[blackie]

You could always import chicks, or drive some where else.

[miamiballoonguy]

Personally, I'm alternating between Guiness Draught cans and Miller Chill.

Natural Ice

[BonerJoe]

Personally, I'm alternating between Guiness Draught cans and Miller Chill.

Natural Ice

Jesus man, let me send you some decent beer next time before you stoop that low.

[Lindsey]

Personally, I'm alternating between Guiness Draught cans and Miller Chill.

Natural Ice

Jesus man, let me send you some decent beer next time before you stoop that low.

Ugh, yeah...this.

Also, I like your new avatar, Jay.   

[Laetitia]

Finishing off a surprisingly pleasant bottle of Chilean Red.

Happy, happy, me, me. 

[BonerJoe]

Also, I like your new avatar, Jay.  

It's my personality.

[RichardJ]

Canadian Mist and Coke. I am drunk.

[Lindsey]

I'm trying to decide what the inaugural drink at the birthday dinner will be. 

[hellbilly]

Green Tea now. But I had "Stanwicks" or "Steinwicki" or something Irish Lager or Ale earlier.