wine, skoally-oally, drinkin' wine (jerry lee lewis tune)
had a big beeyoch martini at dinner...fucker was in a 12 oz TUMBLER...what the fuck i says, when she dropped it on the table....olives as big as your thumb ...(providin' you don't have faggy/girly/sissy- i -push -pencils- around -a-desk-all-day, thumbs)
muthafucker was $16-FUCKING-50...and i don't use capital letters loosely....
i axed the bitch, what is olifant?
"it's a vodka"
"yeah, i know...it's right under the BIG RED VODKA" lettering on the menu, i point out....where, what, how good?--cunt sold me a bill-o-goods
anyway, twas a big - ol -buzz-in-a-bucket
boo-yah