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Bill Brasky

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Re: What About An Egg Salad Sandwich?
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2011, 03:07:08 AM »

It was like woosh, boom. 

Jay missile.



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Bill Brasky

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Re: What About An Egg Salad Sandwich?
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2011, 03:16:00 AM »

I apolgise for that, feds.  There is no Jay missile.

Call me if theres a problem, feds.  Not like I'm fuckin goin' anywhere.



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Re: What About An Egg Salad Sandwich?
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2011, 03:19:18 AM »

FFFFFFFFTTTTT

Shut it down boys. Its a neg, over.
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Riddler

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Re: What About An Egg Salad Sandwich?
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2011, 05:44:11 AM »


Your incompetent wife

great advice.
cept for the dig.
ol' lady would hunt-you-down & put a round in.....if'n i'd showed her this.

be head-waggin' like a negress on the judge judy show...
mumblin' to herseff....
''incompetent????....mmmm-hmmmmmmm....
i'll fuckin' show him incompetent.........''
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BonerJoe

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Re: What About An Egg Salad Sandwich?
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2011, 09:33:31 AM »

I guess you want to eat shitty eggs then.
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Riddler

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Re: What About An Egg Salad Sandwich?
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2011, 03:34:28 PM »

au contrair, mah neeg
i'll dispense your advice w/ kid gloves........
git some likker into her & say...''hey, hon.....this bonerfide, reputable chap i encountered & currently have banter with, recommended this ....bla-bla

or....cut to the quik:

i'll just cook off the fucking things as you say, and be done with it.
come out the hep-kitchen-cat
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Re: What About An Egg Salad Sandwich?
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2011, 03:37:20 PM »

ur fukin funny:)
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Re: What About An Egg Salad Sandwich?
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2011, 03:40:30 PM »

Naw e's whipped. Guards camping fires all night as well. :roll:

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Re: What About An Egg Salad Sandwich?
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2011, 03:41:17 PM »

I've always wanted to be "whipped" but it didn't happen.....
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Re: What About An Egg Salad Sandwich?
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2011, 03:44:10 PM »

I think I'm a prick-
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Riddler

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Re: What About An Egg Salad Sandwich?
« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2011, 05:16:21 PM »

Naw e's whipped. Guards camping fires all night as well. :roll:

fuck, dude
she kin be mean
& a WAY better shot than i am (guns)
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Re: What About An Egg Salad Sandwich?
« Reply #41 on: May 01, 2011, 05:33:31 PM »

Naw e's whipped. Guards camping fires all night as well. :roll:

fuck, dude
she kin be mean
& a WAY better shot than i am (guns)

I've heard that women are naturally better shots than men.
http://newsgroups.derkeiler.com/Archive/Rec/rec.guns/2007-07/msg00906.html

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LFbRyERfbSk[/youtube]

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Re: What About An Egg Salad Sandwich?
« Reply #42 on: May 02, 2011, 03:05:42 AM »

Damn you Sam Colt for equalizing woman. :x
Thank you gun control freaks for giving us chauvinist our power back.

Bill Brasky

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Re: What About An Egg Salad Sandwich?
« Reply #43 on: May 08, 2011, 09:36:10 PM »

Errrrrrk. 

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erkkkk fwump-wump-wump.

Send word if theres any more trouble from the egg salad gang.







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