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Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« on: October 20, 2009, 08:31:30 PM »

I was quite a few times. I've been hit by the following.

bat
air born brick (stitches required)
knuckle sandwich
swing set (stitches required)
baseball
kung-fu foot

Post what you have been hit with, or not. But be prepared, you may be asked to tell the story.
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Re: Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2009, 08:41:22 PM »

Yes.  Quite a bit during sports games with basketballs, soccer balls, even a football a few times.

Also I was beaten as a child. 
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Re: Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2009, 08:54:10 PM »

Windshields, mostly. 
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Re: Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2009, 09:07:19 PM »

I hit a fucker with a golf club by accident once. Even though he was a shithead and I should have done it on purpose.
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Re: Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2009, 09:20:00 PM »

Imagine someone with a professional swing, like Tiger, nailing a dude right in the melon.  Probly take a big hunk out of it. 
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Re: Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2009, 09:33:33 PM »

I hit my head on pavement a couple times.

Once while playing the fainting game. Motherfuckers just let me drop when I blacked out.

The other time I was stacking milk crates and climbing them to try to get on the roof of a store.
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Re: Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2009, 09:38:25 PM »

My head has made the impact way more often than receiving it :)

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Pavement
Half Pipe (that was the worst probably)
Windsheild
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Re: Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2009, 09:59:32 PM »

I have been hit in the head multiple times by the ground, AKA falling. As a kid, we used to play tackle football on the cement courtyard around the house, and I also had a few concussions from that.
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Re: Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2009, 10:20:40 PM »

In Soviet Russia, the head hits you!
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Re: Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2009, 10:25:02 PM »

I got hit hard by a wall once. I was chasing my kid brother, and when he jumped out of the way just before I tackled him, I smashed into the wall really hard. All day long, my neck hurt, and by the afternoon I noticed from my shadow on the ground that my head was cocked at a right angle to my body. For years, my jaw clicked from that impact.

I once had a girlfriend who got hit in the head by a flying block of ice at a football game. It knocked her out, and afterwords she suffered periodic fainting spells. She'd be fine, and then just fold up and collapse to the ground. I had to carry smelling salts to revive her, which she hated. She would be really weak afterwords for a few minutes, and sometimes I had to carry her. Once, I had to carry her five blocks to the car after a movie. People thought she was drunk!

Another time, while parked on Molholland Drive admiring the lights of LA, she passed out a hundred feet from the car. I picked her up and started walking back. A squad car pulled up, and the cops jumped out. "Put the girl down and get down on the ground right now!" I guess it looked just a tad suspicious.
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Re: Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 11:12:07 PM »

Imagine someone with a professional swing, like Tiger, nailing a dude right in the melon.  Probly take a big hunk out of it.  

I believe that would be called a divet and it is golf etiquette to replace one's divets by putting it back and firmly pressing on it with ones foot.

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I was hit in the head with baseball bat by my brother on purpose. We used to fight allot. Come to think about it I was hit in the head by many different types of sports equipment. Tennis racket, golf club and even a horse shoe. We were also very active in sports.

My uncle used to get beat in the head by his father as child. Years later at age 35 or so he suddenly collapsed after bowling and was in a comma for 6 months. Turns out one of those strikes year prior had done some damage. He has never been the same. Complete personality change. Now he talks about wanting to die all the time. The comma along with a portion of his gray matter removed to reduce swelling left him in bad shape. I don't blame him for that type of talk.
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Re: Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2009, 11:45:07 PM »

Imagine someone with a professional swing, like Tiger, nailing a dude right in the melon.  Probly take a big hunk out of it. 

I believe that would be called a divet and it is golf etiquette to replace one's divets by putting it back and firmly pressing on it with ones foot.


Haha. 

I can't look at a ball washer without thinking impure thoughts. 
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Re: Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2009, 11:57:32 PM »

I hit a fucker with a golf club by accident once. Even though he was a shithead and I should have done it on purpose.

I saw a dude get hit in the temple with a field hockey stick swung at full force durring a high school PE class. Guy was out cold, and bled like a mother chicken. He came to about 30 seconds after.
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Re: Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2009, 11:58:50 PM »

Windshields, mostly. 

You have a job as a crash test dummy or something? Why so many?
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Re: Were you hit in the head as a kid?
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2009, 12:07:22 AM »

My brick story: I was about 6 and we were playing monsters in the backyard. My sisters were hiding from my 13 year old cousin and I in a playhouse my dad had built us. They shored up the door with loose bricks to keep us out. While breaking into the playhouse, my cousin grabbed the brick with two hands, spun in circles to gain momentum, and released....

I remember waking up in my dad's pickup truck on the way to the hospital with towels on my forehead.

I still have a scar on my forehead just above my right brow. Makes me look tough.  :x
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