The English language is a strange thing. Its letters are 6-degrees of separation from Phonecian, its almost entirely unconjugated, and spelling rules are ignored for 20% of words. English developed through Roman conquest, Frank rule, and Saxon intermingling, but stopped with the advent of the printing press.
To get the ball rolling again, I suggest something that will not ever happen: to introduce an anarchic model of English on the internet where pedantry will not be recognized. That would allow English to advance as long as no further models come to impede its way.
What thinks you?