Tonight's dinner selection:

[Laetitia]

White chocolate peanut butter?  WAT?!  Where can I get some? 

Whole foods, though I've seen the dark chocolate and cinnamon raisin versions (also awesome) both there and at Super Target.

[Laetitia]

...and I'm thinking over various scenarios of impersonating your husband.  

Wouldn't be difficult this week. Mr. Joy is likely to think you were right.

(Radius & Ulna fractured in bicycle incident Monday. Loads of drugs, and surgery this morning to realign both bones with plates and screws. He's now on both extended release oxycodone and regular old percocet. Like I said, he'd be apt to say "Hi. I've always wanted to meet Joy's husband; you're a lucky guy. That was a damn fine dinner." Then, he'd move on to discussing theoretical math things I can't follow, or economics.)

[Elitist Bitch]

Grilled salmon with lemon pepper, white rice, and a bit of black beans with salsa.

[BonerJoe]

I had Carraba's.  It was a birthday, and it was disgusting. 

I am sorry to hear that. Not surprised at all, though.

Mango/Avocado/Celery Salad here, with homemade honey ginger dressing and Thai Lime Chili Cashews.
Followed by a scoop of Butter Almond ice cream with a spoon of white chocolate peanut butter and hot fudge.
And a giant cup of irish breakfast tea.

Jay is fapping, and I'm thinking over various scenarios of impersonating your husband.  

"Your face looks weird after that blow to the head, and you can't remember my birthday?"  

"I'll be fine.  The chicken was marvelous.  Lets go make love."

LOL

[Lindsey]

White chocolate peanut butter?  WAT?!  Where can I get some? 

Whole foods, though I've seen the dark chocolate and cinnamon raisin versions (also awesome) both there and at Super Target.

Neither of which are near me.  HOWEVER, THEY HAVE A WEBSITE.  SQUEE. 

[Riddler]

www.thetomatokitchen.com

Oh yes indeedy.

I shall be partaking in Lasagna this evening.

looks awesome....just make sure they aren't a buch of greeks trying to pass themselves off as italians.
nothing in the world worse than greek-italian cooking...
every god-damn pizza place in my town is greek....horrible sauce/ greasy pizzas
the italian restaurant in town is run by two irish brothers who do a fuck load better than da greeks....brick oven pizza is pretty damn good, ital. food O.K

[Laetitia]

Arm. 

Yep. That's it.

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And to BJ, who accuses me of cooking exotic dishes, tonight's meal is an old staple.
Chicken breasts cooked in butter with mushrooms & shallots, Tarragon cream sauce,
mashed potatoes and spinach in garlic butter.

So, there.

[Lindsey]

What Joy is having sounds yummy.  I'm trying to figure out what to have.  I'm stuck here at work until 9.  I'm also apparently watching my carb intake.  I'm up for suggestions from you foodies.  

[Laetitia]

 I'm trying to figure out what to have.  I'm stuck here at work until 9.  I'm also apparently watching my carb intake.  I'm up for suggestions from you foodies.  

Fruit & veggie carbs, good. Starchy carbs, not as much, unless you're just coming off a big expenditure of calories.

Adding healthy fats, like avocado, olive oil and nuts might help cut down on the craving for the sugary & starchy carbs you're trying to cut out.

A gigantic salad with grilled protein (beef, chicken, seafood, tofu, legumes or eggs) always a great choice. Just skip the breadsticks and/or crackers.

[BonerJoe]

Arm. 

Yep. That's it.

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And to BJ, who accuses me of cooking exotic dishes, tonight's meal is an old staple.

>  shallots
> Tarragon cream sauce,
> spinach in garlic butter.

Still sounds fancy.

[Lindsey]

As far as cutting carbs, I'm well-versed in what I should and shouldn't eat since I did Atkins and The Zone and even South Beach.  I'm just bored with eating the same things a lot. 

[Elitist Bitch]

I'm having black beans, rice, and salsa.  Those are the staples of my diet.  I'll probably have some milk and steamed asparagus with it.  And a Coke, my friend bought me a 12-pack of Coke from Mexico, the type that's made with real sugar.

[BonerJoe]

And a Coke, my friend bought me a 12-pack of Coke from Mexico, the type that's made with real sugar.

They put a lot more caffeine in their Coke, though. So watch out if you're not used to espressos.

[Lindsey]

I'm curious about Mexican Coke.

[BonerJoe]

I'm curious about Mexican Coke.

There's a place on 301 in Sarasota that has it, not to far from your mall.