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This is Real
« on: May 13, 2011, 03:06:27 PM »

http://www.galls.com/style.html?assort=general_catalog&cat=&style=TP155


Its an actual product. There is a market for this.
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Re: This is Real
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2011, 05:05:41 PM »

Is it supposed to be useful as a shank?
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Re: This is Real
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2011, 04:55:48 PM »

Its a thirty fucking dollar pen.
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Re: This is Real
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2011, 07:27:08 PM »

...apparently meant to double as a shank...
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Re: This is Real
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2011, 07:57:13 PM »

...apparently meant to double as a shank...

I thought regular pens did too.
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2011, 10:07:31 PM »

...apparently meant to double as a shank...

I thought regular pens did too.

I think it's the sharp, pointy screw-on lid that closes the deal on this one.
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Re: This is Real
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2011, 10:19:04 PM »

...apparently meant to double as a shank...

I thought regular pens did too.

I think it's the sharp, pointy screw-on lid that closes the deal on this one.

Yeah, I guess.

Just seems like a waste of cash when you can do the same thing with a 29 cent Bic throwaway and only out 29 cents if you lose it, opposed to 30 bucks. I lose pens too much to be messing with something like this.
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2011, 10:38:17 PM »

...apparently meant to double as a shank...

I thought regular pens did too.

I think it's the sharp, pointy screw-on lid that closes the deal on this one.

Yeah, I guess.

Just seems like a waste of cash when you can do the same thing with a 29 cent Bic throwaway and only out 29 cents if you lose it, opposed to 30 bucks. I lose pens too much to be messing with something like this.


Motherfucker, this is a TACTICAL pen. It will write in high stakes situations when you don't have time to fumble around with regular pens. When its a matter of life or death, you shouldn't cheap out on a cheapo bic because when the bullets are going through the air, every second counts!!!!!

Imagine you're in a SWAT team, busting into someones house. You cant use both hands to jot down notes. Thats why this shit has no cap.


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Re: This is Real
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2011, 10:40:33 PM »

Haha
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« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2011, 10:48:04 PM »

I think it's the sharp, pointy screw-on lid that closes the deal on this one.
Motherfucker, this is a TACTICAL pen. It will write in high stakes situations when you don't have time to fumble around with regular pens. When its a matter of life or death, you shouldn't cheap out on a cheapo bic because when the bullets are going through the air, every second counts!!!!!

Imagine you're in a SWAT team, busting into someones house. You cant use both hands to jot down notes. Thats why this shit has no cap.




Well, when you put it that way, I guess its something every man, woman and child should own.


Sign me up for 10 of these fuckerz!!!
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« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2011, 10:54:47 PM »

I think it's the sharp, pointy screw-on lid that closes the deal on this one.
Motherfucker, this is a TACTICAL pen. It will write in high stakes situations when you don't have time to fumble around with regular pens. When its a matter of life or death, you shouldn't cheap out on a cheapo bic because when the bullets are going through the air, every second counts!!!!!

Imagine you're in a SWAT team, busting into someones house. You cant use both hands to jot down notes. Thats why this shit has no cap.




Well, when you put it that way, I guess its something every man, woman and child should own.


Sign me up for 10 of these fuckerz!!!

I want to call this finding "The Art of Pork". Its worse than I could have ever imagined. Officer Rambo from Bumfuck, WI doesn't have any crime in the area, but thinks its cool to buy a $30 pen on the company dole because of the name on it, and the fact that its the only tacticool tool his Sargent will let him touch.

I don't think the Romans had this crap.
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2011, 10:22:04 AM »

That would be good for car thieves. Apply pressure with a hard point onto a window and it shatters, no need to find an object to throw.
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Re: This is Real
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2011, 06:00:58 AM »

This was actually suggested to one of my delivery drivers are she was accosted on a run by the clown with the badge, that by company policy I had to contact
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2011, 10:20:34 AM »

Master Yoda?




Is that you?
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« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2011, 10:40:32 AM »

This was actually suggested to one of my delivery drivers are she was accosted on a run by the clown with the badge, that by company policy I had to contact

what was suggested?
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