I think it's the sharp, pointy screw-on lid that closes the deal on this one.
Motherfucker, this is a TACTICAL pen. It will write in high stakes situations when you don't have time to fumble around with regular pens. When its a matter of life or death, you shouldn't cheap out on a cheapo bic because when the bullets are going through the air, every second counts!!!!!
Imagine you're in a SWAT team, busting into someones house. You cant use both hands to jot down notes. Thats why this shit has no cap.
Well, when you put it that way, I guess its something every man, woman and child should own.
Sign me up for 10 of these fuckerz!!!
I want to call this finding "The Art of Pork". Its worse than I could have ever imagined. Officer Rambo from Bumfuck, WI doesn't have any crime in the area, but thinks its cool to buy a $30 pen on the company dole because of the name on it, and the fact that its the only tacticool tool his Sargent will let him touch.
I don't think the Romans had this crap.