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John Shaw

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Re: The Shrine is Dumb.
« Reply #90 on: March 08, 2007, 04:37:39 AM »

I'm not keen on that variety of sex jokes, so I shant be participating.  Sorry.

Which variety?

Just so I'm crystal clear. 

I would like to know, because if I've said something offensive, please tell me.  No joke. 

Explain. 

My I interject? I believe it may have been a reference to your comment about "Banging Doggystyle". Mayhap being of a more, shall we say, masculine temperament, she would prefer a less brutish term.

Some alternatives:

Fake butthumping
Leaping Frog Technique
The Classic
The Beer Can Cradle Method.

I hope this helps.


Edit:
I have a wife.

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Re: The Shrine is Dumb.
« Reply #91 on: March 08, 2007, 05:04:41 AM »

Oooo....a fight that doesn't involve me.

::grabs some popcorn::

funny, I was talking to someone earlier about this thread. ;)  I'll throw my two cents in for no reason other than to be completely asinine...although after being a total ass to Brasky I don't know if I should:

++[LONG NOVEL - Plenty of fomatting - Multi-colored if possible - here's the noose]++

Japan, Japan, Japan! 

I have a fiance. She's Japanese. My fiance is teh Hawt! ....did I mention I have a fiance and she's japanese?

::tilt to the left::

...next time, Gadget.  Next time.

I'm gonna condense about a million years of days into six words.  Its allright to be an asshole.

I would define "asshole" in the proper context, because when I say "asshole", a few people would say "he called you an asshole?"

Then those few people would talk amongst themselves.  Its all in the timber of the voice.  I'm saying, in person.

You know what the funniest part is?

There are many people who are unworthy of being called an asshole.



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Re: The Shrine is Dumb.
« Reply #92 on: March 08, 2007, 05:10:17 AM »


I'm gonna condense about a million years of days into six words.  Its allright to be an asshole.

I would define "asshole" in the proper context, because when I say "asshole", a few people would say "he called you an asshole?"

Then those few people would talk amongst themselves.  Its all in the timber of the voice.  I'm saying, in person.

You know what the funniest part is?

There are many people who are unworthy of being called an asshole.


***Ghostofbj***
Shut up asshole.
***End of BJ***

He's not here, so I did it.


Edit: My wife says goodnight.
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Re: The Shrine is Dumb.
« Reply #93 on: March 08, 2007, 05:12:07 AM »

Sure.

So am I an "asshole" or am I an "asshole"?

I can't be a total asshole, though.....I live in Japan, and my fiance is Japanese.

I have pictures.
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Re: The Shrine is Dumb.
« Reply #94 on: March 08, 2007, 05:15:57 AM »

Sure.

So am I an "asshole" or am I an "asshole"?

I can't be a total asshole, though.....I live in Japan, and my fiance is Japanese.

I have pictures.

Pictures of your future wife? Interesting. Did you know that I have a... *Door Kicked* Kathud! *Muffled whining* Kwathwack!! *Keys clicking* ...Wife? She's great. The great thing about wives is when they marry you, and you're married and have a wife. Wives are great I tell ya. It's like a woman who lives with you and has sex and stuff. Wow, do I have a great wife. Sometimes I tell her, "Wife, did you know how grateful I am to have you?" and she sez "I'm just glad to be your wife, John."









Wife.
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Re: The Shrine is Dumb.
« Reply #95 on: March 08, 2007, 05:21:01 AM »

John is not an asshole.

Celestrian is not an Asshole.

And if you would like to know what BJ is, ask him. 
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Re: The Shrine is Dumb.
« Reply #96 on: March 08, 2007, 05:22:09 AM »

John is not an asshole.

Ah, but am I unworthy?
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« Reply #97 on: March 08, 2007, 05:24:39 AM »

Sure.

So am I an "asshole" or am I an "asshole"?

I can't be a total asshole, though.....I live in Japan, and my fiance is Japanese.

I have pictures.

Pictures of your future wife? Interesting. Did you know that I have a... *Door Kicked* Kathud! *Muffled whining* Kwathwack!! *Keys clicking* ...Wife? She's great. The great thing about wives is when they marry you, and you're married and have a wife. Wives are great I tell ya. It's like a woman who lives with you and has sex and stuff. Wow, do I have a great wife. Sometimes I tell her, "Wife, did you know how grateful I am to have you?" and she sez "I'm just glad to be your wife, John."









Wife.

She didn't do that.

Yer lyin. 
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Re: The Shrine is Dumb.
« Reply #98 on: March 08, 2007, 05:28:03 AM »

John is not an asshole.

Ah, but am I unworthy?

Just because I said you werent an asshole didnt mean you arent an Asshole. 

Grow some balls dude.  Yeah baby, youre pretty. 

Hold my belt loop. 
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« Reply #99 on: March 08, 2007, 05:28:26 AM »


She didn't do that.

Yer lyin. 

Nah, it's called "Creating" much cooler word than lying. My wife told me so. Have I mentioned my wife? I think I'll end the wife comments here, not because I don't enjoy them but because I have to sleep. When I wake up I'm sure we'll be able to talk about my wife in more detail.

Goodnight all! May the Wives wifeyness ride into wifedom on the great wife of wifitude!
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« Reply #100 on: March 08, 2007, 05:29:43 AM »

Just because I said you werent an asshole didnt mean you arent an Asshole. 

Grow some balls dude.  Yeah baby, youre pretty. 

Hold my belt loop. 

Now I understand. Sorta like Smurf talk.
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Re: The Shrine is Dumb.
« Reply #101 on: March 08, 2007, 05:41:19 AM »

I donno how we got on the subject of wives, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't on account of me. 

I had a wife once.  Worst goddamn mistake I ever made. 

So, I'm pretty sure I didn't mention "wives" for shits and giggles. 

Asshole. 

And thats in the beginning of a sentance, so don't go trying to figure it out.  Asshole.  Haha.  Did it again. 
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« Reply #102 on: March 08, 2007, 06:02:40 AM »

I didn't bring up wives, because in Japan they're not called wives, they're called "tsuma" or the more common, "oku-sans."  Rest assured, had I brought up wives it would have been under the proper cultural references of where I currently live, which is Japan.

I do have a fiance, though, which in Japanese is konyakusha, which sounds and aweful lot like konyaku, which is a kind of japanese food that is famous in Gunma, the part of Japan I live.

My Konyakusha is not Konyaku though.

I have pictures to prove this.

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Re: The Shrine is Dumb.
« Reply #103 on: March 08, 2007, 08:40:08 AM »

Back on topic...the Shrine is around to make advertisers recognize that FTL has female listeners, and they should pay FTL more money because of this. I wish Ian would explain this on the show to make it less awkward-sounding, but whatever. The Shrine is clearly not a "z0mg BOOBIES" thing. This is the INTERNET. If somebody just wanted to see boobies, they could within five seconds.
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Re: The Shrine is Dumb.
« Reply #104 on: March 08, 2007, 10:34:16 AM »

How old are you, again?

FTL has a website with women's pictures, that you then rate and/or discuss ad naseum here on the BBS. This isn't HotRock 99 FM. This isn't the Keene HS Libertarian Club. This is a great show with great potential. But the Shrine will hold it back.

It's immature, it serves no purpose but to tittilate the men and to convey some sense of acceptance for the women who actually submit their picture, meaning she has low self-esteem anyway, and it just perpetuates the low self-esteem. I would rather be judged by my ideas, not my freakin' picture.

Clearly, FTL is a great show, but the cheesy Shrine has got to go. It makes it hard to take anything seriously that is discussed on FTL or the BBS.

Not that all you kids are taking this seriously, anyway.

I'm on the shrine, and I have extremely high self esteem. The Shrine serves a purpose - so program directors know ladies listen to the show. Ladies are rare in both talk radio, and libertarianism; who cares if Free Talk Live wants to show them off. Personally, I sent my picture in because I like FTL.
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