I didn't bring up wives, because in Japan they're not called wives, they're called "tsuma" or the more common, "oku-sans." Rest assured, had I brought up wives it would have been under the proper cultural references of where I currently live, which is Japan.
I do have a fiance, though, which in Japanese is konyakusha, which sounds and aweful lot like konyaku, which is a kind of japanese food that is famous in Gunma, the part of Japan I live.
My Konyakusha is not Konyaku though.
I have pictures to prove this.