The Question Thread

[Bill Brasky]

The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.

I am sorry, but you need to phrase that in the form of a question?

Blasphemy.

[TimeLady Victorious]

If you had a peacock, would you rent it out to a function a skinny man in opera gloves, a ski mask and black boxer shorts described as an "underground sex party"?

[alaric89]

For the right price, sure, but it would have a high deposit or a rental price higher than the replacement cost. The amount of illicit substances needed to be at that party would be staggering and I am sure someone would flip out and eat the thing. Also I would have to have a signed legal document absolving me of all responsibility of anything to do with the party.

[yamnuska]

If you had a peacock, would you rent it out to a function a skinny man in opera gloves, a ski mask and black boxer shorts described as an "underground sex party"?

No, I just can't see things working out for the peacock. Something bad is going to happen to it, call it a feeling I get, or a hunch, perhaps a sixth sense. I think a better question would be,

Would you rent anything you own out to a function a skinny man in opera gloves, a ski mask and black boxer shorts described as an "underground sex party?"

or perhaps

How fast would you run away if you lived within 1000 miles of a skinny man in opera gloves, a ski mask and black boxer shorts wanting to throw an "underground sex party?"

[Lindsey]

If you had a peacock, would you rent it out to a function a skinny man in opera gloves, a ski mask and black boxer shorts described as an "underground sex party"?

No, I just can't see things working out for the peacock. Something bad is going to happen to it, call it a feeling I get, or a hunch, perhaps a sixth sense. I think a better question would be,

Would you rent anything you own out to a function a skinny man in opera gloves, a ski mask and black boxer shorts described as an "underground sex party?"

or perhaps

How fast would you run away if you lived within 1000 miles of a skinny man in opera gloves, a ski mask and black boxer shorts wanting to throw an "underground sex party?"

 

I think I like you.   

[Laetitia]

Would you rent anything you own out to a function a skinny man in opera gloves, a ski mask and black boxer shorts described as an "underground sex party?"

No, I would not.

How fast would you run away if you lived within 1000 miles of a skinny man in opera gloves, a ski mask and black boxer shorts wanting to throw an "underground sex party?"

Unfortunately, I cannot run very fast. But I can run very far, so I think I will have no problem getting as many miles as necessary between me and the party in question.

[Lindsey]

Would you rent anything you own out to a function a skinny man in opera gloves, a ski mask and black boxer shorts described as an "underground sex party?"

No, I would not.

How fast would you run away if you lived within 1000 miles of a skinny man in opera gloves, a ski mask and black boxer shorts wanting to throw an "underground sex party?"

Unfortunately, I cannot run very fast. But I can run very far, so I think I will have no problem getting as many miles as necessary between me and the party in question.

Unfortunate, since I think you were invited to said aforementioned underground sex party. 

I'm pretty sure my brain has exploded. 

[yamnuska]

I had the horrible thought that I might have been invited had I not been so rude to him, yessss! Score one for being rude, yipee!

[TimeLady Victorious]

I had the horrible thought that I might have been invited had I not been so rude to him, yessss! Score one for being rude, yipee!

So far only one chick with a dick has been invtied, and we need more.

If Bridget were invited there could be moar fun.

[blackie]

Is it weird that I read Israeli news websites?

[Bill Brasky]

Is it weird that I read Israeli news websites?

Kinda.  You should put a post-it on the screen that says "lies" whilst you read, just as a reminder. 

[Lindsey]

I had the horrible thought that I might have been invited had I not been so rude to him, yessss! Score one for being rude, yipee!

So far only one chick with a dick has been invtied, and we need more.

If Bridget were invited there could be moar fun.

wat

[Bill Brasky]

I had the horrible thought that I might have been invited had I not been so rude to him, yessss! Score one for being rude, yipee!

So far only one chick with a dick has been invtied, and we need more.

If Bridget were invited there could be moar fun.

wat

Everything is always moar fun when theres trannys involved. 

Even one-on-one lovemaking with your special someone, with mellow candles burning on the dresser...  if there was a tranny in the corner sitting on the rocking chair, beating its pud...  don't try to tell me you wouldn't like that. 

[Diogenes The Cynic]

Is it weird that I read Israeli news websites?

A bit.

[Laetitia]

Is anybody else eagerly awaiting next weekend's season premiere of "Mad Men" on AMC?

I was a big fan of the series from S1E1, but the more sewing I do, I now watch episodes twice... once for the story, and once for the clothing.