Further discussion:
Boyfriend: Man, things are different now. Different neighborhood, different atmosphere, all of my friends are having babies (one of his good friends is having a baby next week).
Me: Yeah, and.....that's good, isn't it? Well, except for the baby thing. I mean, it's great if they want babies. But you don't, right?
Boyfriend: Uh, no. If all of my friends were doing heroin-- do I want to do heroin? If they're jumping off bridges, do I want to do it?
Me: So...nothing's changed there?
Boyfriend: Hell no. You don't have anything to worry about, babe.
Me: Yay.