The Question Thread

[Jackson]

1.  Name one person-- character, not actor-- on a TV show that you would have sex with.    Any TV show, throughout time. 

Max Guevara on Dark Angel, (the adult version played by Jessica Alba).

2.  What would you have for dinner tonight if it could be anything, prepared instantly, by an excellent chef?

Damn near anything, as long as it was served on Jessica Alba's naked body.

3.  You go to prison for five years.  What crime would make it most worth it?  "No crime" is not an acceptable answer. 

Licking the platter clean, after eating my meal in question 2.

[Harry Tuttle]

3.  You go to prison for five years.  What crime would make it most worth it?  "No crime" is not an acceptable answer. 

Throwing a shoe at George W. Bush

I really LOVE that answer! +1

[mountainlion]

1.  Name one person-- character, not actor-- on a TV show that you would have sex with.    Any TV show, throughout time. 

2.  What would you have for dinner tonight if it could be anything, prepared instantly, by an excellent chef?

3.  You go to prison for five years.  What crime would make it most worth it?  "No crime" is not an acceptable answer. 

1. Pierce Brosnan when he was in his prime on Remington Steele. (Closely followed by Bruce Campbell.)

2. Seared diver scalloped in a Chavignon Blanc cream sauce, capers, and young vegetables.

3. Cover every single elected official in America with peanut butter and jelly.

[Keels]

So… I just finished a photo shoot for a friend. It was her wedding present for her soon to be husband and it turned out really good. I even got paid for it, so I guess you could say I am a professional photographer… (Not really). She did a 15 month calendar, with monthly appropriate themes, really cute.

I know a lot of dudes/gals on this forum are into video games (as am I), and I was wondering if you had a gf and she wanted to do something nice for you, like a gift, would you like a video game themed calendar of your girl dressed up like your fav female characters?

I was thinking of doing this for my guy, not nude, but racy. I am not sure if I can think of 12 female video game characters that I could easily portray, so my other thought was doing a video game “magazine.”

Kind of like a sexier, shorter version of “Game Informer”?  Pics of me dressed as Jill Valentine, Chun Li, Ivy, Lara Croft etc…, Vg review articles, vg jokes, just silly shit like a real magazine, but with me in it and on the cover. I'm pretty creative with Photoshop so I know I could pull it off. I have a lot of props and wigs from other shoots I have done. It won’t look exactly the same, but I'm pretty good with make-up so I know it won't be complete shit.

Just looking for some more ideas, or suggestions…or if you think this is a bad idea. 

[jeffersonish]

So… I just finished a photo shoot for a friend. It was her wedding present for her soon to be husband and it turned out really good. I even got paid for it, so I guess you could say I am a professional photographer… (Not really). She did a 15 month calendar, with monthly appropriate themes, really cute.

I know a lot of dudes/gals on this forum are into video games (as am I), and I was wondering if you had a gf and she wanted to do something nice for you, like a gift, would you like a video game themed calendar of your girl dressed up like your fav female characters?

I was thinking of doing this for my guy, not nude, but racy. I am not sure if I can think of 12 female video game characters that I could easily portray, so my other thought was doing a video game “magazine.”

Kind of like a sexier, shorter version of “Game Informer”?  Pics of me dressed as Jill Valentine, Chun Li, Ivy, Lara Croft etc…, Vg review articles, vg jokes, just silly shit like a real magazine, but with me in it and on the cover. I'm pretty creative with Photoshop so I know I could pull it off. I have a lot of props and wigs from other shoots I have done. It won’t look exactly the same, but I'm pretty good with make-up so I know it won't be complete shit.

Just looking for some more ideas, or suggestions…or if you think this is a bad idea. 

I think it's a great idea. The only video games I play are call of duty and gran turismo so there aren't a lot of females there, so it wouldn't work for me as much as someone who was, but even I know who Lara is, and I think I know who Chun Li is.

It seems to me, stuff like this would sell pretty well. Maybe you should start advertising on craigslist. Come up with a few themed projects like that which would be easy to reproduce. Green screening and one-size-fits-most costumes it seems would be essential.

[Keels]

I think it's a great idea. The only video games I play are call of duty and gran turismo so there aren't a lot of females there, so it wouldn't work for me as much as someone who was, but even I know who Lara is, and I think I know who Chun Li is.

It seems to me, stuff like this would sell pretty well. Maybe you should start advertising on craigslist. Come up with a few themed projects like that which would be easy to reproduce. Green screening and one-size-fits-most costumes it seems would be essential.

Thanks for the advice, I wasn’t thinking of “marketing” this, but it is a good idea.

My bff and I are started a photography “business” but it still isn’t fully functional. We are still setting up studio, and are just doing little projects here and there. The people we are trying to market to are the body mod community, pin-up girls, and bands. My partner is going to school for naturopathic medicine/weight management…so we are going to try and market as a package. So if a client gets on the weight management counseling program and loses weight and reaches their goal, we will do a photo shoot for them as a self-esteem booster.  So that is another route we are going to try…

I have so many ideas in my head, its constantly spinning. I def. think I could make this a lucrative venture if I/we can offer unconventional photo shoot themes. I think I will use my shoot as a “practice” run to get some experience.

[Rillion]

If this were your kid, what would you do?

[Ecolitan]

Put down a drop cloth

[Laetitia]

LMAO - and snap photos, while trying to keep the tears from blurring the view through the lens.

It's crayola markers, for goodness' sake. Nobody's getting sick, and simple soap & water will take care of the mess.

[jeffersonish]

If this were your kid, what would you do?

Call the SPCA and turn his ass in? (And hope someone doesn't call CPS on me)

[Keels]

I'd be totally stoked that my kid had artistic ability. 

Did you notice the sweet facial coloring? Very tribal.

Then, I'd probably make him give the dog a bath.

[Dylboz]

I'd be totally stoked that my kid had artistic ability. 

Did you notice the sweet facial coloring? Very tribal.

Then, I'd probably make him give the dog a bath.

This.

Plus, give the dog extra treats to show my appreciation for his tolerance. Bull terriers are not exactly known for that sort of thing, so good on him her for letting the kid "dress him up" a bit. Good boy (whoops) girl!

[Keels]

Was it just me, or did anyone else get immense amusement when Ian was cursing on last night "internet only" part of the show?

It's kind of like hearing your grandma curse. You know she does in private, but it’s always a treat to hear it, especially when it's unexpected. 

I am easily amused I guess.

[Lindsey]

That dog looks like Chico from Next Friday. 

[Russell Griswold]

That dog looks like Chico from Next Friday.