1. Name one person-- character, not actor-- on a TV show that you would have sex with. Any TV show, throughout time.
Howard "TJ" Moon. He is the funniest actor alive. (the one in the brown hat)
2. What would you have for dinner tonight if it could be anything, prepared instantly, by an excellent chef?
My grandpa's stuffed bell peppers. He died of cancer, and took his recipe with him. He used to make it all the time for us kids
3. You go to prison for five years. What crime would make it most worth it? "No crime" is not an acceptable answer.
Throwing a shoe at George W. Bush