How the hell did you not recognize that if you've known her for years?
My thoughts exactly! How did I miss something so blindingly obvious?
Meh, I'll give it time. Cures a hangover, why not this?
And yes, spy-camera eyes are cool, but make sure you can see infrared or nightvision and have an on-off switch of sorts.
Why become an arms dealer? Become a politician, but hopelessly attempt to become one of those that the youth vote for while saying things such as
"I think America is beyond its prejudice of people with eye patches!"
"Wow, our society is a great one where a one-eyed man can run for office!"