Stupid fight:
Boyfriend: *blasts Nick Cave*
Me: I don't like Nick Cave. Please stop playing it loudly.
Boyfriend: If you listen to the lyrics, you'd like it.
Me: I've listened to the lyrics of about six songs, and the music sucks, and his voice is annoying, and I don't like it. I wouldn't blast music that I know you hate.
Boyfriend: *sulk* I didn't know you hate it (lie; I've said it before).
Me: Well, now you know. And there's plenty of music we both like. (We are, by the way, in the same room by circumstance beyond our control)
Boyfriend: *More sulking*